Awkward duck seller... (Story)

[Painted Calls]

I think it would be common sense not to deal with clear weirdos.

 

[ruthhope]

I was 100% being sarcastic.

Hard to detect sarcasm from people I dont know personally, on line .

I am just very concerned the wierdness could escalate and have very sad consequences for the victim

 

[sourland]

Now, that just seems weird - even to me.

 

[Painted Calls]

Hard to detect sarcasm from people I dont know personally, on line .

I am just very concerned the wierdness could escalate and have very sad consequences for the victim

I feel the OP probably took someone with them.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I feel the OP probably took someone with them.

Perfect. Drag someone else into that situation.
Idk I guess if he liked to pee himself you could bring a friend and a couple stun guns.

 

[cassandrapettersson]

You got $50 off your purchase because he peed himself?

...apperantly

 

[cassandrapettersson]

Was the $50 money to not tell anyone about what you saw?

Yes, and I got the ducks for much cheaper sooo

 

[cassandrapettersson]

Or you could always charge more to keep quiet. The $50 was an inconvenience fee. You want me to keep my yap shut and lose that pic, that'll be $50 more.

Sad to say it was a while ago, ffs I could've taken free ducks!!

 

[cassandrapettersson]

No. Find ducks elsewhere. Well unless you're into that weird sh!t.

Finding ducks in my area is hard, I know he was a creep but yet again it was an accident and he didn't mean to send it to me, probably some weird kink, what do I know? But if ducks are less than an hour away ill take them

 

[cassandrapettersson]

$50 off 4 beautiful Cayugas with the stipulation to see some pee-covered pants?! I'll take it!

People are weirdos! In all seriousness, that's gross, but I'm glad you were able to rescue some gorgeous babies from their pee-soaked environment!!

Exactly!!