Awkward duck seller... (Story)

[cassandrapettersson]

Afraid you'd get peed on?

Exactly, I know damn well he's not gonna lock me in his chicken coop and piss on me infront of his wife...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Exactly, I know damn well he's not gonna lock me in his chicken coop and piss on me infront of his wife...

Roflmao! never know. They might be some of those upside down pineapple people.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

People sure do make a lot of assumptions.
Perhaps the guy got splashed in crotchal area by a duck whilest doing duck chores and thought it was funny and intended to send it to a friend and happened to select the wrong contact.
If there was no nudity or other indication something was off, i would have laughed my ass off. Sure I'd have asked for an explanation before i went to the persons house and if the explanation sounded too fishy i wouldn’t go. But i wouldn’t have jumped to the immediate conclusion the person was a sicko.

 

[The Moonshiner]

People sure do make a lot of assumptions.
Perhaps the guy got splashed in crotchal area by a duck whilest doing duck chores and thought it was funny and intended to send it to a friend and happened to select the wrong contact.
If there was no nudity or other indication something was off, i would have laughed my ass off. Sure I'd have asked for an explanation before i went to the persons house and if the explanation sounded too fishy i wouldn’t go. But i wouldn’t have jumped to the immediate conclusion the person was a sicko.

No one would expect you not to meet a weirdo, right?

 

[RiverOtter]

You should have replied "Wow this guy just sent me a pissing pic and let me tell ya he has got the tiniest little thing I have ever seen" and then immediately sent "Oh sorry wrong person".

Ahem.
As someone who has been on the internet from AOL times, when receiving an unsolicited picture, never say it's small. They often get angry, or will send you more pics to prove otherwise. And let's not knock our less-endowed brethren, who are often more skilled in it's use, as opposed to those who think having a large meat hammer and banging away with it is a good thing (it is not)

Say they should see a Dr for that. Eyew, that. OMG, see a specialist right away.
Sends 'em cringing off with their tails tucked every time.

 

[Painted Calls]

Roflmao! never know. They might be some of those upside down pineapple people.

 

[sourland]

Exactly, I know damn well he's not gonna lock me in his chicken coop and piss on me infront of his wife...

Depends.

Roflmao! never know. They might be some of those upside down pineapple people.

Not certain what they are. I've led a very sheltered life and married a good Catholic girl.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

No one would expect you not to meet a weirdo, right?

If anyone should be suspicious of everyone it's me. I am a wierdo magnet usually.
I recently had a run in with my first craigslist wierdo. I had been lucky up to this point i have met some truley interesting and nice people over the years while selling ducks.
This one called me.
I specifically type on my craigslist ads text only. So that was my 1st clue I should not have called them back.

This guy got me on the phone and wanted to tell me his entire life story.
Maybe it was just an elderly guy that was lonely idk. But he kept on telling me what a nice guy he is And how I could just call the Dollar General or the Casey's general store in his town and ask for so-and-so and they would all tell me what a great guy he was...
Now if you're asking me, if you have to make a point to say what a great person you are you're probably not such a great person.

Anyway he wanted some drakes but but I couldn't get him to decide when he wanted to get them. I practically had to hang up on him.

He called back a couple days later and then he wanted to only come get one duck and wanted it for less money. I told him no on less money. He said that was ok.
I told him I was busy and I would let him know in a couple hours when he could come get it.
So I did that. He never showed or called and I finally had to leave so I messaged him and said Hey something came up you'll have to make it another day. Hours later I got a thumbs up.

Like an entire week goes by maybe more and I get a random text from this person who I do not know who is with nothing but a

I'm like who is this?

I got like this for ever long text saying how it was the guy that talked to you about getting the Drake But then you had to leave and I was at peace with that because that happens to me all the time something comes up blah blah blah blah on and on I don't even remember what else.

It just told the guy well you took forever to get back to me and we are processing them this weekend.
Never heard another word. Lol.
I am done with CL for the year.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I was halfway suspicious that maybe it was @The Moonshiner on the phone and i was being punked.
I mean...this guy definitely thought he was A BIG DEAL.

 

[Painted Calls]

If anyone should be suspicious of everyone it's me. I am a wierdo magnet usually.
I recently had a run in with my first craigslist wierdo. I had been lucky up to this point i have met some truley interesting and nice people over the years while selling ducks.
This one called me.
I specifically type on my craigslist ads text only. So that was my 1st clue I should not have called them back.

This guy got me on the phone and wanted to tell me his entire life story.
Maybe it was just an elderly guy that was lonely idk. But he kept on telling me what a nice guy he is And how I could just call the Dollar General or the Casey's general store in his town and ask for so-and-so and they would all tell me what a great guy he was...
Now if you're asking me, if you have to make a point to say what a great person you are you're probably not such a great person.

Anyway he wanted some drakes but but I couldn't get him to decide when he wanted to get them. I practically had to hang up on him.

He called back a couple days later and then he wanted to only come get one duck and wanted it for less money. I told him no on less money. He said that was ok.
I told him I was busy and I would let him know in a couple hours when he could come get it.
So I did that. He never showed or called and I finally had to leave so I messaged him and said Hey something came up you'll have to make it another day. Hours later I got a thumbs up.

Like an entire week goes by maybe more and I get a random text from this person who I do not know who is with nothing but a

I'm like who is this?

I got like this for ever long text saying how it was the guy that talked to you about getting the Drake But then you had to leave and I was at peace with that because that happens to me all the time something comes up blah blah blah blah on and on I don't even remember what else.

It just told the guy well you took forever to get back to me and we are processing them this weekend.
Never heard another word. Lol.
I am done with CL for the year.

Good grief. Talk about getting the jerk-around.

I've had nothing but good experiences so far on CL knock-on-wood. I have one couple who I sold a rooster to that still 3 years later gives me updates.