Awkward duck seller... (Story)

[cassandrapettersson]

This guy can text but can’t manage to get to the bathroom before he pisses his pants? WTH?
Who pisses themselves and then thinks “hey let me get a quick pic of this?”

... piss kiiiiiinkkkk

 

[DuneDucks]

Lmao what is this thread and why am I about to respond to it?

But, yeah, anyone who sends an unsolicited picture of their soaked crotch is losing the benefit of the doubt from me lol. Decent chance I'd laugh at how awkward the situation is, but I'm still going to think they're a weirdo. This kind of thing happens far too commonly to women online. Like if you can restrain yourself from sending pictures of your genitals, you're already 90% ahead of the online dating pool. There are as ton of men who don't understand just how wrong it is.

Those would have to be some pretty nice ducks for me to take part in a stranger's urine/humiliation fetish!

 

[roosterhavoc]

Lmao what is this thread and why am I about to respond to it?

But, yeah, anyone who sends an unsolicited picture of their soaked crotch is losing the benefit of the doubt from me lol. Decent chance I'd laugh at how awkward the situation is, but I'm still going to think they're a weirdo. This kind of thing happens far too commonly to women online. Like if you can restrain yourself from sending pictures of your genitals, you're already 90% ahead of the online dating pool. There are as ton of men who don't understand just how wrong it is.

Those would have to be some pretty nice ducks for me to take part in a stranger's urine/humiliation fetish!

That works both ways. Women aren’t so innocent themselves.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

This guy can text but can’t manage to get to the bathroom before he pisses his pants? WTH?
Who pisses themselves and then thinks “hey let me get a quick pic of this?”

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I guess i can't wrap my mind around the whole water sport fetish therefore i just keep thinkin it had to be a joke of some kind gone wrong.
Of course thats me being person who will nearly say or do anyhing if i deem it funny enough at the time.
But i also know I often find I am the only one laughing. So, theres that.

I get told this a lot.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Maybe he had two albums on his phone. Ducks and another word that is spelled the same with another vowel substituted for the u. And he just sent a pic from the wrong album?

 

[cassandrapettersson]

Lmao what is this thread and why am I about to respond to it?

But, yeah, anyone who sends an unsolicited picture of their soaked crotch is losing the benefit of the doubt from me lol. Decent chance I'd laugh at how awkward the situation is, but I'm still going to think they're a weirdo. This kind of thing happens far too commonly to women online. Like if you can restrain yourself from sending pictures of your genitals, you're already 90% ahead of the online dating pool. There are as ton of men who don't understand just how wrong it is.

Those would have to be some pretty nice ducks for me to take part in a stranger's urine/humiliation fetish!

Trust me, the ducks were worth it!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Ahem.
As someone who has been on the internet from AOL times, when receiving an unsolicited picture, never say it's small. They often get angry, or will send you more pics to prove otherwise. And let's not knock our less-endowed brethren, who are often more skilled in it's use, as opposed to those who think having a large meat hammer and banging away with it is a good thing (it is not)

Say they should see a Dr for that. Eyew, that. OMG, see a specialist right away.
Sends 'em cringing off with their tails tucked every time.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Or turtle

you haven't lived until a 100+ pound tortooise excretes uraea on you in a fit of pique because you're carrying her stubborn butt out of the house for the 3rd time that day.

 

[ColtHandorf]

you haven't lived until a 100+ pound tortooise excretes uraea on you in a fit of pique because you're carrying her stubborn butt out of the house for the 3rd time that day.