Back from vacation...

[fuzziebutt]

As long as nobody had to urinate on you to make the stinging stop, you had a fantastic vacation!

 

[Q9]

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I'm going to try not to think about what you just said.

 

[PepsNick]

I love the ocean, it's amazing. I've scuba-dived in front of Oprah's big beach house near the Bahamas! It was really fun.

Sad part is now I'm terrified of the ocean...

 

[fuzziebutt]

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I'm going to try not to think about what you just said.

Well, if you step on a jellyfish, you will need the urine treatment. And if you've ever seen one of those washed up, you're just icky to step on it. It looks like a big lung cookie.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Ok, I'll bite. What pray tell, is a "Lung Cookie"?

 

[caspernc]

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Ok, I'll bite. What pray tell, is a "Lung Cookie"?

Other parts of the world call them lugies

 

[Spookwriter]

She was on the short bus, Casper.

Back seat even...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Spook!

I dunno, I guess I just don't think in those terms. To me a jellyfish washed up on th beach looks like a dead jellyfish washed up on the beach.

 

[Q9]

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Spook!

I dunno, I guess I just don't think in those terms. To me a jellyfish washed up on th beach looks like a dead jellyfish washed up on the beach.

Saw plenty of those on the beach. And sand fleas.

Our dog got the raccoon last night. He must have wanted to say hello to the chickens, and forgot about the obsessive mutt sitting on the back porch.

 

[darkmatter]

Seasick, Seasick---------you don't know Seasick till you've had a twenty hour transient on the surface in the North Atlantic in a round bottomed vessel not designed for surface.
Another bad Seasick story was from my father drafted in WWII on a Troop hauler on the way to England, he was laughing at everyone else getting seasick but him--then he had some strawberry soda for the first time in his life, after that he was never able to drink or smell strawberry soda for seventy years later even.