Banny has the Answer to all of your problems

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. If you need to remove crayon marks from Drywall, a Chainsaw does a good job.

    If you are a bed wetter, I shouldn't need to tell you where to apply the Duct Tape.

    If your house is sinking due to Foundation trouble, apply one 2lb. charge of Dynamite 25ft. from each corner to lower the ground level so that nobody notices.

    If you need a Bull Calf castrated within 3 days, a Weed Hacker does the job very quickly.

    If you have a sleeping disorder, sow VelCro to the inner armpits and knees of your clothing.

    If you don't have DeCalf coffee available, you can make it yourself. 6 tablets of Gravol per Cup.

  2. LOL
  3. I have some more:

    Keep all of your hair from every haircut you've ever gotten. That way, if your country gets invaded during a war, you can pretend to be a Bear. Terrorists don't care about Bears.

    If you are stressed, get a pair of chickens, and wait for the Rooster to mount the hen. Then, quickly run up behind them and kick the rooster off as hard as you can. This is very therapuetic.
  4. blueferral

    blueferral Chirping

    Feb 15, 2012
    Simpsonville, SC
  5. banny is VERY imaginable...
  6. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

    Jun 3, 2011
    Em's Dungeon
    I have no words for this
  7. I'm sure you do, Luidy. You're just holding back because you've begrudged us :D
  8. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

    Jun 3, 2011
    Em's Dungeon
    You wanna hear what I have to say?
  9. Orpingtons4U

    Orpingtons4U Songster

    Nov 22, 2011
    Central Virginia
    I do that all the time LOL

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