Banny has the Answer to all of your problems

[WooingWyandotte]

Last time I did that to my rooster, he just about had a heart attack. I think it was because he was so busy he didn't notice me walk up.

I have some more:

Keep all of your hair from every haircut you've ever gotten. That way, if your country gets invaded during a war, you can pretend to be a Bear. Terrorists don't care about Bears.

If you are stressed, get a pair of chickens, and wait for the Rooster to mount the hen. Then, quickly run up behind them and kick the rooster off as hard as you can. This is very therapuetic.

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Last time I did that to my rooster, he just about had a heart attack. I think it was because he was so busy he didn't notice me walk up.

That's not the real reason he had a heartattack. *giggles like a titmouse*

 

[chicklover16]

That's not the real reason he had a heartattack. *giggles like a titmouse*

Why then?

 

[WooingWyandotte]

What's a titmouse, Banny Shmanny?

That's not the real reason he had a heartattack. *giggles like a titmouse*

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

A Tit with a crest. They're usually gray.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Oh.

 

[chicklover16]

A Tit with a crest. They're usually gray.

I still want to know why he had a heart attack, why ducky?

 

[chloezoebob101]

ya, why??

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

No, you're wrong, you don't want to know

 

[chicklover16]

No, you're wrong, you don't want to know

I DO WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!