Bashing more than Bush

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jul 23, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Time for some equal time.

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window...

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'
    'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking ten million dollars in ransom. Otherwise, they say they are going to douse the captives with gasoline and set them on fire.
    So, we are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

    'About a gallon.'
     
  2. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

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    Missouri
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