Battle of the quotes!

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Dib- 'I MUST DO SOMETHING!' *throws muffin at Zim's head* Gaz- 'That... that was horrible.'

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"This can't be happening, there is no reason for me to go on! I... What am I fighting fooooooooraaaaah?!!?"
 
Me- 'Woah... De Ja Vu :hmm' Snowflash(FF person)- 'If people in America say De Ja Vu in french like I've seen this before, then do people in France say de ja vu in american like I've seen this before?
 
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Okay, that was actually pretty funny.
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"So, then the cupcake army marched up to the giant robot and demanded their princess dragon back, but then... But then Gatrie got criticalled and died, thereby rendering the past 2 hours entirely pointless! So said the enraged robot, who crushed the cupcake army with the mighty power of RESETTO." - Me.
 
I've got ya allllll beat
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•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.

Or

•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!

Or

•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!
 

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