Hover boards are the devil.
I don’t trust technology to NOT let me face plant. Jump on hoverboard, and attempt to move forward. Evidently my unease is compounded through sensors. I had to have looked like one of those dipping birds ornaments, except 1000x faster. Forward, stop, back, stop. Did 10 thousand crunches in about fifteen seconds.
Decide that I had enough, and attempted to jump off. Software anticipates my moves and stays under my feet.
I had to, less than gracefully, dive off the side.
It was hilarious. For everyone else.