Being as the moderators don't have anything to do...

[DuckLady]

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<snort>

Terrie, you should blow your nose. You sound disgusting.

I sound disgusting?

 

[canada-goose]

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Terrie, you should blow your nose. You sound disgusting.

I sound disgusting?

Uh oh, time to head for the nearest bomb shelter.

 

[joebryant]

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Terrie, you should blow your nose. You sound disgusting.

I sound disgusting?

Yep, you sound like a pig.

 

[Rozzie]

Now, now, Joe...play nice.

No one here sounds disgusting...yet....

 

[sonew123]

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I sound disgusting?

Yep, you sound like a pig.

Im am taking shelter far far away!

 

[TM Chickens]

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Why buy, when I can make myself one with a program?

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50% correct. I'd also like to point out that both of those, and much more, can be accomplished by me once I get read/write access to the forum database. (Please don't ask me how I plan to do that)

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Therein lies your problem. You must also TEST and DEBUG your code, otherwise it would be nothing short of a miracle if it worked.

 

[speckledhen]

Let's not veer over into unkind territory, please. Even jokes can be taken too far. Play nice!

 

[joebryant]

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[sonew123]

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https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/9574_boy_introuble.gif

 

[Brindlebtch]

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I had a retired fireman cleaner for several years! He wieghed about 300 lbs and was over 6ft, so he was kind of like a bull in a china shop, but dang, he was a great maid!