Being Prepared for a Zombie Attack?

Hi! Will these be true brain-eating Zombies?
Will they be satiated by eating 'empty-headed' people?

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Lisa
 
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If it ever comes down to that:

I can hotwire a car
Build a variety of explosive devices
Plant a garden
Make snares
Hunt with a homemade bow and arrow
Field dress game
Cure meat
Bake bread
Weave cloth
Make beer
Build a still
Build a kiln
Build a house, for that matter
Use a sword properly in combat
Correctly load and fire a cannon
Build a catapult
Wire and use a ham radio
Set a broken bone
Perform CPR
Build a chariot
Preserve fruits and veggies
Make cheese, yogurt, and butter
Smelt several types of metal
Make gunpowder
Craft my own ammunition

I think I'm pretty well set.

Also, I don't believe in zombies, so they will promptly poof out of existence when setting foot on my property just like the vampires do.
 
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Well, since you asked...

I've pondered what I'd do in an end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it crisis situation. Head north to my folks place, very remote. They have 25 wooded acres near a lake, big garden, barn for raising livestock. Dad has guns and is very mechanically smart, he can build things from scratch like nothin'. Keep big dogs and hunker down. We're survivors!
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Id go find the nearest mall, Thats all I would need.

Gun shops, Food stores, Plasma screen Tvs to throw at zombies, A camera to take pictures of them AND survivors being eaten by them.

The few crazy crazy people who would end up getting killed by zombies or me. Then id hide out in the security room and weld the door shut, and climb around thru the Air vents to get out into the mall, I figure the Government would come in and either save survivors or kill us all, Or capture survivors and make em swear never to tell of this event, Hereby making a cover up.

Then if I survived all of that id go to Alaska, I hear its Anti Zombie Proof
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I'd want to band together with a group of like-minded people for long-term survival success. Like a certain group of people I'm friends with on Facebook...
 
Hmmm, I like to think I am safe out here in the middle of no where, not much brain to be had around here. Will a zombie die if you shoot it? Thinking I should learn to shoot.
 

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