Lol - funny title huh. We found the lid off of the Rubbermaid tote we've been using to store feed in this morning. My first thought was to get a garbage can and bungee the lid, but my sons do most of the feeding of the chickens and they would not be able to reach the feed once it was below about 1/2 way down. I've tried to bungee the tote lid but it's a real challenge. Any good suggestions? Thanks!