Best/Worst TV Commecials...

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Some one pm these to terrie.

 

[DuckLady]

Well I'm shopping for a new car, which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV.

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked, so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my TV. Thought about goin' but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly I'm looking fat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby...

 

[Their Other Mother]

Are we BAD yet?

 

[Wildsky]

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They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why my dressed up like a pirate in this resturant
it's all because some hacker stole my identity
now I'm in here every evenin'
servin' chowder and ice-tea
shoulda' gone to..
free credit report dot com
Woulda seen this comin' at me
like an atom bomb
**They Monitor your credit and**
send you email alerts
so you don't end up sellin' fish
to tourists in t-shirts

That one? I know it by heart to

**edited to add a line**

 

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Oh how could I forget. I do know that line.

 

[flakey chick]

Oh, I just remembered one I really hated. A certain pasta that shall remain nameless claimed that their pasta was fantastic because it was authentically Italian. To show just how "authentic" it was, they played opera in it. It killed me that instead of an Italian opera, they chose a French opera about a Spanish bull fighter.

 

[Their Other Mother]

My absolute favorite is for the Roombot vaccume!

The Mom sitting in her white furnished living room and she says : I live in a barn; My kids are pigs ( 2 little pigs run across the background) and my husband is a ( picture of a Jackass in the background) well you get the idea.

 

[Year of the Rooster]

Oh! I love the K9 Advantix commercial with the little puppy singing. I think I still remember the first one I saw:

Hello mother, Hello father
Fleas, ticks, mosquitoes,
Really bother
Thanks for the package
Thats why I'm writing
K9 Advantix really stopped all the biting
Swimming, hiking, and tent pitching
They're not biting, I'm not itching
Can't wait to show you
All my new tricks
Thanks again for sending me K9 Advantix.

(wow, and I haven't seen that commercial in over a year

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But one commercial that I REALLY hate is the stupid Head-On commercials. Sheesh they're so boooooooring. Sometimes I just want to go over there and

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[conny63malies]

What???????? Nobody likes Duke and the Bush's baked bean commercials?

I love those. I also like the one with that old lady with the big fat british accent the "dingys" you know the one and who could forget
meow meow meow
meow meow meow
meow meow meow........

 

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There might be bugs on some of ya (what is it?) mugs??? but there ain't know bugs on me.