Bird Person Humor

[guntha45]

We would throw the corn cobs out on the lawn for our free range roosters to pick clean, they then repurposed them as sex toys, humping them regularly. The grandson, 11 at the time, saw one of them doing it. His comment was "that's some rapid fire humping".

 

[SerrarGett]

We would throw the corn cobs out on the lawn for our free range roosters to pick clean, they then repurposed them as sex toys, humping them regularly. The grandson, 11 at the time, saw one of them doing it. His comment was "that's some rapid fire humping".

Do you have a bachelor coop? Just wondering.

 

[guntha45]

Do you have a bachelor coop? Just wondering.

Yes, it's called a chest freezer

 

[SerrarGett]

Yes, it's called a chest freezer

Got it.

 

[Kale the Quail]

So, like the bird-loving person I am, I make my quails talk and give them different voices. One time I was just looking at them and one of my hens, Amy, was sunbathing. I made her say 'Don't mind me, I'm not here!'
and then Hazel (my profile picture) goes over and flops on top of her Apparently, Hazel decided to take Amy literally.