Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Aaisha]

Snap: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ I'M SOOO HAPPY!! Mommy sang to me right when I woke up this morning!! THEN just to start the day off we had corn mixed with mealworms with some shapes (cat food) for a treat when we go in!!! Mommy is leaving for the rest of the weekend though. She's going on a retreat for her church. She's leaving around 5 or something, but Grammi is taking care of us!! I also got a birthday picture, but I'll have to get it later since it's on Grammi's phone.
Buttermilk: And tell them how old you're turning Snap!
Snap: Oh right! I'm turning 3. :3

alpha: happy birthday snap!! as a gift, i give you a 'please pray for annie, she is sick'

 

[Malibu99]

Jazzy: Happy Birthday, Snap! I would give you a present but all I really can give is an old dog toy.
Mir: Trust me, you don't want that, Snap. It smells terrible... and I don't have a good sense of smell.
Jazzy: That's why it's so awesome
Ella: Ew.

 

[ChickenRadio]

Snap: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ I'M SOOO HAPPY!! Mommy sang to me right when I woke up this morning!! THEN just to start the day off we had corn mixed with mealworms with some shapes (cat food) for a treat when we go in!!! Mommy is leaving for the rest of the weekend though. She's going on a retreat for her church. She's leaving around 5 or something, but Grammi is taking care of us!! I also got a birthday picture, but I'll have to get it later since it's on Grammi's phone.
Buttermilk: And tell them how old you're turning Snap!
Snap: Oh right! I'm turning 3. :3 

All: Happybirthday snap!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majora: lucky you turning three. Me ash and ocarina are 2

 

[Fluffballs]

Gertie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SNAP!!!

All Chickens: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Sna-ap, happy birthday to you!
Gertie: Party Time!!!!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: Thanks guys!! Mommy brought me inside and I got to wear a diaper!! Then I went back out then it got cold, and Mommy put us in. It's been fun so far!!!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Snap: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ I'M SOOO HAPPY!! Mommy sang to me right when I woke up this morning!! THEN just to start the day off we had corn mixed with mealworms with some shapes (cat food) for a treat when we go in!!! Mommy is leaving for the rest of the weekend though. She's going on a retreat for her church. She's leaving around 5 or something, but Grammi is taking care of us!! I also got a birthday picture, but I'll have to get it later since it's on Grammi's phone.
Buttermilk: And tell them how old you're turning Snap!
Snap: Oh right! I'm turning 3. :3 

All chickens: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Snapperston! Happy birthday to you!!
Louise: Happy birthday!
Penny: Sophia, Marianne, and Elanor, I couldn't live without my cTouch!
Henny: You get like a million texts a day, though.
Penny: Sounds like someone's jealous...
Henny: WHAT?!?! No.
Basil: I want a cTouch, but Mommy says Gwynn and me can't get them until we're a year old...
Midge: Gwynn and I, dear. Not Gwynn and me.
Basil: Humph.

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Co-op Tuesday! everyone have their stuff done?
Elanor: Most of it...
Marianne: Some of it!
Sophia: how much do three ctouches cost with cases?
Marianne: and they can be used as phones, too--right?
Elanor: we are saving our scratch!

 

[earlybird10842]

*Marianne sits down in front of TV, Elanor beside her. Sophia comes up behind them with a bowl of popcorn. Marianne tunes the TV to pick up channel eleven, and the show "Pullets of Cluckingham" comes on.*

Tarea: Annalynn, I think Lucan LIKES you.
Annalynn: He doesn't like me. He's dating Splanna.
Tarea: You didn't hear? Splanna left Lucan for that new Amarucana cock.

Elanor: Yuck! let's change that channel!!
Marianne: Channel ten, let's see what is on...
Sophia: It's that new reality show.

Narrerator: Challenge number one is to see how fast each chicken can eat a tomato. Let's interview the contestants and see how the feel about this challenge.
Estana: It is like....soooo easy. I like, think, like, that hen over there will be , like, voted off.
Crowena: I is going win!
Henna: Boooring. I just wanna be voted off.

Elanor: I think channel nine might be a better option...
Marianne: anything is better than that...
Sophia: Well, I liked it better than that stupid pullets of cluckingham.

And this is channel nine eggshell evening news. First, we have a report that there has been more "misprints" in the Cooplife magazine, which have been embarrassing to the victims of those misprints. More details later...

Marianne: channel eight.

This is Yolk news--your source for everything local. First, we have reports of overcrowding and pecking order problems in the school district #28. Sunset Ridge is where the worst of the overcrowding and bullying is, followed by Fir tree and then North Hill schools. More and more parents are pulling their children out of these schools, and putting them into Streamflow coopschooling group, Orpington Acadamy, or are transferring them to districts # 29 and 27. This has been compounded with a continuing, Multi-year lice and mites problem at Fir tree, and to some extent Sunset ridge. Many parents are unhappy with the learning enviroment and are...
Elanor: Nothing we don't already know.
Marianne: I'll be interested in seeing how district #28 shapes up--if ever.
Sophia: channel seven...let's see what's on...THEY FINALLY MADE A MOVIE OF "CHICKENS OF NOWHERE!!!"
Marianne: Yayyy!!!!
Sophia: and it's right on channel seven!!

Indigo: Wait...I don't understand. Why are you so nervous?
Maple: I-I'm running away. I'm not show quality, so they are going to butcher me.
Violet: Indigo, we should go with her.
Indigo: We'll come with you, if you help us get out of this quarantine coop thing.
Maple: Okay, fill these with food, and we'll be on our way. We have about two hours head start before they realize you guys are gone. Me, they won't miss for about a day. Let's put some distance between here and us by then.

All three:

 

[Aaisha]

Alpha and black beauty: snap, are you goung to pray for annie? She is sick.

 

[ChickenRadio]

Alpha and black beauty: snap, are you goung to pray for annie? She is sick.

Spice *while glaring at alpha*: Leave her alone it is her birthday. Meanwhile well shes having fun my flock and humans will pray for annie.
Majora: Hey! Heres an idea! Whydont ya let her on the thread? I dont think we met her...
Skyly: Are you sure 'jora?
Majora: Yes! And dont call me jora! *glares*
Bridgette: * As the two keep fighting* The humans stopped me from eating string..
Ash: You would've died!
Bridgette: But it looked like a worm!
Ocarina: Doesnt mean it was one...