Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Fluffers]

Sophia: Find Ninja chicken by waiting at the stick pile!

Fluffy:Well, Evil Eagle came....

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: I want MORE!!!
Sophia: Evil Eagle!

 

[chickencrazy429]

[The hens are free ranging]
Hedwig: I REALLY have to lay an egg! Be right back!!
All hens: Okay!
[Hens move on to behind the house]
Hedwig: Ahhh... finished laying my egg. Hey where's the flock?!
[Back with the flock behind the house]
Snap: You think Hettie will find us?
Hazel: Yeah, she'll find us...
[Back with Hedwig]
Hedwig: MOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOM!!!!! WHERE ARE THE HENS?!?!?!
[HUGE flock of geese come flying over]
Hedwig: OH MY EGGS! TAKE COVER!!! *runs back into the coop*
[Hens come flying up the hill]
Bisquick: MATAY MATAY HUGE FLOCK OF GEESE!!!!
Pippy: *flies up the hill* FASTER GUYS FASTER!!
[All hens make it into the coop]
Hedwig: Where WERE you guys?
Omelette: Behind the house in the leaves!
Hedwig: I couldn't find you at all!
[All hens look at Hazel]
Hazel: *blush* What?! I thought she would find us!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Akira: AH!!! Evil Eagle! He (she?) will eat us all!!!!
Penny: AKIRA! I'm trying to do HOMEWORK!
Akira: Sorry???
Penny: I can't work here. *gets up from desk, goes into run*
Henny: She's mad because she got an A- on a test...

 

[ChickenRadio]

Joey (My cockatiel whose sitting on my computer): May i join? *Squeals at me as i try to pet him*

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Joey (My cockatiel whose sitting on my computer): May i join? *Squeals at me as i try to pet him*

We don't have to ask anymore, and as there is a dog on this thread, I think you're good.

 

[Fluffers]

Evil Eagle: HA HA HA! Lunch!
Hens:NOOOOOO!
Snowy: *grabs stick* HIYA! TAKE THAT EVIL EAGLE!
Evil Eagle: OW! You other hens got a real Ninja on your wings.
Snowy: BE QUIET OR WE WILL LOCK YOU IN THE DUCK PEN!
Nibbler: I HEARED THAT!
Snowy: WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I DO!
Evil Eagle: *grabs stick and throws it in water*
Snowy:*gulp* uhh, *grab Evil Eagle throws him in water* RUN TO THE COOP!
Hens run to coop

You have just seen another clip of the BBSJ show.

 

[earlybird10842]

Evil Eagle: HA HA HA! Lunch!
Hens:NOOOOOO!
Snowy: *grabs stick* HIYA! TAKE THAT EVIL EAGLE!
Evil Eagle: OW! You other hens got a real Ninja on your wings.
Snowy: BE QUIET OR WE WILL LOCK YOU IN THE DUCK PEN!
Nibbler: I HEARED THAT!
Snowy: WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I DO!
Evil Eagle: *grabs stick and throws it in water*
Snowy:*gulp* uhh, *grab Evil Eagle throws him in water* RUN TO THE COOP!
Hens run to coop

You have just seen another clip of the BBSJ show.

I need more!

 

[earlybird10842]

*Sunrise's Diary*
March 25, 2009
Olive Tree Organic eggs
Preparation for school has begun. Today some of the older hens on the farm (the age groups are rotated so that there are always hens in prime laying age) passed out backpacks and lunchboxes. They are all red, with a picture of an olive tree stamped on them, and above that, in white, "Property of an Olive Tree Organic Free Range Chicken." Below that is a white label to write your name on, and you can see it was stuck on top of another label with another pullets name on it. The lunchboxes are quite similar to the backpacks, they are red, with the olive tree and olive tree free range stamp, and have a white label on top of other labels. They clip on to the back of the backpacks.

Then, after school hours, a group of the older hens brought wagonloads of spring chick/junior pullet level textbooks from school to distribute. They grouped the books into sets of textbooks, (one book for each mandatory subject in a set), and then set up stations where you could wait in line FOREVER, and then when you reached the tables at the end, the older hen would ask you your name, and write that on the inside of each book cover, and then write the date and the condition of the book, then put the books into your backpack and give them to you, then write your name and book numbers on a chart. Then, after I waited to get my core subjects books, I then had to wait in a line for each of the two electives I was planning to take, so I could get those textbooks. I am now in
*School readiness (mandatory for Junior Pullets)
*Foraging skills 1 (mandatory)
* Pre-egg laying (mandatory)
*The pecking order 1 (mandatory)
*Pre perching and basic balancing (mandatory)
* Pre-dustbathing (elective, Susan is taking Pre-clucking instead)
* Basics of Breed history (elective, Susan is also taking this)

 

[Fluffers]

Snowy: Hurry! he's catching up on us!
Tweeter: I can't run any faster! to hard! grass slipperyyyy! WOAH! *slips on grass*
Snowy: *stops running*
Fluffy: just go without Tweeter! HURRY!
Snowy:NO! we can't leave a hen behind.
Fluffy: Do you want to die? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Snowy: Just go to the coop without me!
Fluffy: *runs ahead*
Tweeter: ow. just go to the coop without me, i'll stay here.
Snowy: no!*carries Tweeter* I can't leave a hen behind!
Tweeter: you are a good friend. owch! but be careful.
Snowy: ok *opens coop door*
Evil Eagle: *swoops down* I got you! MWAHAHAHA!
Snowy: NO! PUT ME DOWN YOU FEATHERY FLUFFY BALL!
FluffyFeathery: HEY!
Snowy: Not you guys. I mean him.
Feathery: But are you calling me ugly like he is?
Fluffy:yea!
Snowy: no
Evil Eagle: Now hold on tight little chicken!
Snowy: NOOOOOO!
Hens (but no Snowy):SNOWYYYYYYYY!
Snowy: goodbye! *sniff* MY FAMILY!
Evil Eagle: BE quiet.
Snowy:

That was another clip of the BBSJ show