Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Pippy: Well. I don't know how to put this, but.... When I tried to 'chat' with Evan on Friday he invited me to come to his birthday party after co-op on Monday. IN FRONT OF ALL HIS HENS.
Hazel: *giggle* It was HYSTERICAL.
Pippy: IT WAS NOT! It was HUMILIATING! He had this smug little smile on, and it was so annoying.

 

[earlybird10842]

Pippy: Well. I don't know how to put this, but.... When I tried to 'chat' with Evan on Friday he invited me to come to his birthday party after co-op on Monday. IN FRONT OF ALL HIS HENS.
Hazel: *giggle* It was HYSTERICAL.
Pippy: IT WAS NOT! It was HUMILIATING! He had this smug little smile on, and it was so annoying.

Elanor: Oh dear! If you go, have a list of snappy retorts and possibly revenge pranks ready!
Marianne: Actually, using snappy retorts from a pre-made list in the actual situation is pretty hard.
Elanor: And you know this because...
Sophia: Selena's 46th diary entry.

Olive Tree Organic Eggs
undated entry
Well, yesterday I had and memorized the list of comebacks for Pecky. It didn't work. When she called me a lower-layer (Note in Sunrise's handwriting here: Common egg farm insult meaning you lay below the average number of eggs. Not true of Sal.) I said back the first one from the list "I hope that lunch of yours is FULL of insta-molt." It was after lunch, nearly dismissal time, and Pecky showed no signs of molting. Oh well, there's always tomorrow and number two on the list, which isn't time-dependent.

 

[chickenlover80]

Pippy: Well. I don't know how to put this, but.... When I tried to 'chat' with Evan on Friday he invited me to come to his birthday party after co-op on Monday. IN FRONT OF ALL HIS HENS.
Hazel: *giggle* It was HYSTERICAL.
Pippy: IT WAS NOT! It was HUMILIATING! He had this smug little smile on, and it was so annoying.

Cheep: OMG can I come? Rooster parties are my favorites I can start preening now
Peep: BLECH! That is so gross Cheep what the heck.
Mocha: Well rooster parties are better then hen parties cause all they want to do is paint nails and talk about preening.
Brownie: Well..... I'm not a big fan of parties....
Marie: Brownie is really shy.
Brownie: AM NOT!
Lilly: OH YEA I'M A PARTY ANIMAL!
Peep: Guys stop being rude, we don't even know Evan.
Cheep: But we will soon
Peep: Ew.

 

[earlybird10842]

Buffy: Good morning!
Ming Ming: We had pancakes on Sunday!
Buffy: Sorry we haven't been on! We've been busy!
Rosie: I learned how to lay my eggs in the nestbox!
Maizee: Me too!
Kyle: Hi!
Toff: Shove over, Kyle! Let me have a turn at the keyboard!
Toff: Phew! (Keyboard hog!)

Me: I've been looking for a harness for a while... I've heard cat harnesses work fine, but I think I'll order a diaper-harness.

Rosie\Robert: squeal!!!!!!!!
Fall: the little one has gone crazy from excitement.
Beauty:were getting a new chicken today!
Night: it is younger than Fall, Beauty, and I,but older than Rosie\Robert.

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Pippy: Awesome ballernina-chick gang!!!
Hazel: Do you know what kind?
Hedwig: Mommy's looking for a way to put a roosting bar in our brooder so that the twins (Hazey and Pip) don't crush me trying to fly.
Omelette: It's a zoo in here!
[In the coop]
Buttermilk: *scratch* Move over Bissy!
Bisquick: OW! I'm trying to lay an egg in this nestbox! Go find a different one.
Snap: *peck peck* Mmm, the layer food is especially good this morning.
Bisquick: *crunch* OW BUTTERMILK GO FIND A DIFFERENT NESTBOX!!!!!!
Buttermilk: BUT THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE!!!!
Snap: *peck peck* Hm. *drinks water* Mm, nice and refreshing.
Bisquick: BUTTERMILK STOOOOP!!!
Buttermilk: *flings nestbox material out of loft*
Snap: *litter hits her in the face* OW! WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE!?

Snowy: wow i'm happy i don't live in that coop! Fluffy: some times I have trouble with tweeter when that happens. Feathery:

Tweeter: hey!

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I did.

Quote:

Tweeter: hey!

Junty: Hey! Links are a pain.

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Sophia's Travel Log
I was put into a box, and traveled for a long time. I have no idea how long it was, but it was dreadfully hot in the box. Upon arrival, I was given food and water and taken to meet the other big chickens. There is one I liked almost right away. I don't know her name, though. I am smaller and sleeker than the other hens. I'm not sure where I shall roost for the night: By myself, or with the others?

Snap: WELCOME TO EARTH YOUNG SOPHIA!!!
Buttermilk: Snap, be reasonable! Don't scare her!!!
Bisquick: Snap, she was already on earth.
Snap: Oh.
Pippy: WELCOME YOUNG EARTHLING!
Buttermilk: *hides face in shame* I have such a weird family.
Hedwig: Don't be scared of them!! They're just strange! Like Pippen!
Pippy: DON'T CALL ME THAT HEDWIG OLIVIANNA!!
Hedwig: *GASP* You DARE utter my middle name!!!!!!
Hazel: And here we go.
Omelette: Take a seat and watch the show.
Pippy: YES!
Hedwig: You dare have the audacity-
Snap: How does she know that word???
Hedwig: - To utter the awesomeness of my MIDDLE NAME!!!
Pippy: YESSSSS!!!!!
Buttermilk: Yea, it gets pretty crazy here at Headwaters Farms, Snowy.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: Well Pippy, do you have Evan's gift ready for Wednesday?
Pippy: I didn't get him a gift...
Buttermilk: Why not?! It's a birthday party!
Pippy: I'm not going.
All chickens: WHY?!
Pippy: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO!!!
Buttermilk: Too bad, you're going since he invited you, and today we'll go to The Nestbox Store to get something.
Pippy: *GROAN*
Hazel: *whispers to Pippy*
Pippy: Great idea, Hazel. >:3 I already have the perfect gift.

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Co-op today was our..hmmm...third to last. Last one is June 3rd. Then we get our report cards on the tenth.
Elanor: good luck at the party!
Marianne: Hmmmm...now what could that gift be? I have a hunch...

 

[chickencrazy429]

Pippy: I gave Evan insta-molt and he didn't know what it was (what dummy doesn't know what insta-molt is?) and he touched it, so now his one feather is molting.... It was a boring party. All giddy hens and some of his guy friends. B-O-R-I-N-G.

 

[earlybird10842]

Pippy: I gave Evan insta-molt and he didn't know what it was (what dummy doesn't know what insta-molt is?) and he touched it, so now his one feather is molting.... It was a boring party. All giddy hens and some of his guy friends. B-O-R-I-N-G.

Elanor: Those afraid-of-mud-house hens! Marianne, remember the manure incident?
Marianne: Oh,yeah! Rena never forgave Lauretta!
Sophia: Thankfully, more and more of the house-chickens are going to Orpington Academy next year instead of Streamflow, after they took Showing skills out of the curriculum last-minute this August. There was only like 15 chooks planning on doing it, and they had to use that teacher to have a new breed histories class open at the last second. They aren't planning on opening it back up, either.

 

[Fluffballs]

Gertie: You made his one feather molt! Hahahaha!!!!
Lady: Poor rooster, he must be very embarrassed not to have any feathers..

Princess: Guess what, guys! We got a new coop! But I like our old one better.
Lady: We escaped from it yesterday, all four of us.
Terry: But then the holes were fixed.
Gertie: Where are the nestboxes, guys?!!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Awesome! Is it bigger now?