Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Bisquick: Yes, that's what Grampi said Susan
Buttermilk: My favorite color is maroon Selena, but I like purple shades too. :3
Junior: *scoffs* Snaaaap!!! Change the channel back to the news!!
Snap: Well, hold on Juni. This is the same news, just different channel. There's no fermmercials.
Bisquick: Blech, I don't like this news.
Buttermilk: What's wrong with The Daily Crow News channel?
Bisquick: I just don't really like it.
Junior: Could you turn it back to Eggshell?
Snap: Alright, alright, stop your honkin;.
Bisquick: I still have some DE on me!!! *cleans feathers*
Buttermilk: Stop pecking at it!! It's good for your mites.
Junior: *is eating popcorn kernels* MMm, this popcorn that Mommy eats is yummy.
Snap: Junior, you're supposed to pop it!
Junior: Oh, well, then how do you do that?
Snap: No idea.
Bisquick: The kernels are yummy.
Buttermilk: Yes, they are.
[All chickens continue to watch Eggshell News about the election]

Selena: AAACK!! ALL the swing states, the battleground states are too close to call!
Susan: relax, Sal, I don't want you to nearly have a heart attack for the second time today.
Sunrise: Eggshell news is the BEST! But for some reason eggsploision news has different numbers.
Susan: that's because one leans conservative, and the other leans liberal.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: I know and it kills me!!! D:
Buttermilk: Bisquick, caaaalm down. It's just an election.
Snap and Junior:

Bisquick: Just an election?? Just an election??? BUTTERMILK THIS ELECTION COULD EFFECT US. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ELECTION-
Buttermilk: Oh dear, I said the wrong thing-
Bisquick: IT IS THE FATE OF OUR COUNTRY!!!!! THIS COULD EFFECT EVERYTHING-
Snap and Junior: *bored look* *turns back to TV*
Buttermilk: Just leave her be to rant on about our country.
Snap and Junior: *shove kernels in their beaks* Yea. *continue staring at TV*
Buttermilk: Oh brother, I have two robots and a screaming hen on my hands.
Bisquick: *continues to scream about the election*

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: BAD news, Bisquick and Co.
Sunrise: Obama took your state!
Selena: one of the swing states!
Susan: our polls haven't closed yet, But the states around us are decided.
Selena: Year after year though, our state has been the same color, and there is no doubt it will be this year. Just wait until the polls close.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around coop at top speed*
Buttermilk: Oh no!!! I can't believe *SWOOSH* -Aahh, Bisquick- Obama got *SWOOSH* our state *SWOOSH!*
Snap: I hope Romney wins. *continues shoving kernels in beak*
Junior: *shoves kernels in beak*

 

[earlybird10842]

Bisquick: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around coop at top speed*
Buttermilk: Oh no!!! I can't believe *SWOOSH* -Aahh, Bisquick- Obama got *SWOOSH* our state *SWOOSH!*
Snap: I hope Romney wins. *continues shoving kernels in beak*
Junior: *shoves kernels in beak*

[Selena is on the computer with four tabs open to different news websites. Sunrise is channel-surfing between three different news stations. Susan is listening to the Raidio with a map and two colored pencils, occasionally switching stations]
Susan: I think Romney is in a pretty good spot.
Sunrise: You call losing swing states a good spot?
Selena: Man, these websites all say different things! Obama is in a good spot, Romney has a good chance, there is a dead tie!

 

[little farmer]

Snap: Juni, how's our map looking?
Junior: Good. :3 *continues coloring United States map with blue or red*
Bisquick: *starts hyperventilating* New Hampshire *gasp* went *gasp* to *gasp* *in a whispery voice* Obama!!!
Buttermilk: He got the whole New England states!!! D:
Junior: I just like coloring. :3
Snap: Oh dear. I dunno if Romney has a chance!! D:
Bisquick: AH!!! It's back on!!!
Buttermilk: I hope we get Nevada!!!
Snap: And California.
Junior: I hope we get Virginia.
Bisquick: Good point, Juni, it is a swing state.
Junior: Oh, I liked it cause the Plymouth Colony started there, and that's my home colony.
Buttermilk: *sigh* This is nerve-racking.

 

[OwlLover]

Kiki: O...my...god...
Maple: I can't freakin' believe he won!!!
Autumn: OBAMA WON THE ELECTION!!! DX
Frizz: This is unbelieveable!
Stripe: Why did you have to lose Romney

 

[earlybird10842]

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick..........
Buttermilk:........
Snap:..........
Junior:...........
Bisquick: Welp, this is embarrassing.

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: NOOO. This means we're gonna have to move out of Massachusetts. And it means that Malibu has to be REALLLLLYYYY careful because now GMO's don't have to be labeled and she's allergic to GMO. This also means that Malibu's gonna have to make feed for us. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO