Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Junior: Why will you guys have to move?
Snap: What's GMO?
Buttermilk: At least we pay rent in eggs.
Bisquick: Buttermilk, we pay rent to Mommy and Mommy gives it to Grampi, and Grampi has to pay stinky Obama.
Buttermilk: Oh.

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: GMO is Genetically Modified Organisms. In corn, they take DNA from squids or something (Jellyfish or squid, don't remember.) and put it into the corn. When the bugs eat the corn, they explode. Malibu is allergic to all the GMO and the pesticides and all that stuff. Prop 32 (labelling GMO's so you know it has it) didn't pass. Which means they can put as much GMO in stuff as they want and don't tell you. We have to move because Massachusetts is apparently not a very good place. Plus if we move, we can have a little farm somewhere and not have to worry as much about people breaking in when this country implodes.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Henny: Anyone know what a welsummer is? Mom wants one.
Penny: She also wants a baconvelder...but I don't like bacon!
Midge: I thought she said lakenvelder, not baconvelder?
Louise: No, I heard, it's baconvelder.
Midge: But we're vegetarians!
Louise: It's okay!
Henny: If any of you guys know what welsummers or baconvelders are, we're desperate for information!
Akira: I fell in the dumpkin again today.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Audrey: I'm so sorry about Frizzle, Amulet! That sounds so sad!

 

[little farmer]

Ella: GMO is Genetically Modified Organisms. In corn, they take DNA from squids or something (Jellyfish or squid, don't remember.) and put it into the corn. When the bugs eat the corn, they explode. Malibu is allergic to all the GMO and the pesticides and all that stuff. Prop 32 (labelling GMO's so you know it has it) didn't pass. Which means they can put as much GMO in stuff as they want and don't tell you. We have to move because Massachusetts is apparently not a very good place. Plus if we move, we can have a little farm somewhere and not have to worry as much about people breaking in when this country implodes.

Bisquick: So this means you're for real going to move?? D:
Buttermilk: Do you guys want to?
Snap: how about Malibu? Does she want to move?
Junior: I'm sorry guys.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Midge: I'm so sorry that you guys have to move! That stinks!
Louise: Yeah, moving sounds really scary!
Henny: Do you have to move?
Penny: Are the other chickens okay with it?
Audrey: I'm so sorry!
Akira: But maybe at your new house you could have more chickens! It still stinks though..
Audrey: I DON'T WANT A BACONVELDER!!!!! Sorry!
Midge: What was that, Audrey???
Audrey: A burst of conflicting emotions that had been pent up inside of me for 7 months!!
Midge: Wow.

 

[earlybird10842]

Bisquick..........
Buttermilk:........
Snap:..........
Junior:...........
Bisquick: Welp, this is embarrassing.

what is?

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: Aww, poor Malibu and co.
Susan: Our state was as smokin' red as usual.
Selena: so Malibu can never eat corn again?
Sunrise: not fair! I love corn!
Susan: where are you moving to?

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Brownie: Mocha get closer to me its so cold!
Mocha: Ok, how is that? Mmmmmm cozy
Cheep: How do you think I feel? I am molting! It stinks because I can't lay eggs either, and the part of the day where I lay eggs is me time! And I like me time!!!!
Brownie: oooh ooh! I laid and egg today! It was sooooo cool! My first one
Peep: Cheep even though you are molting you still have the most feathers out of all of us!
Cheep: Well that is true
Mocha: SHHHHH! I am trying to sleep here!!!!!!
Cheep and Peep: Sorry!
Brownie: Night

 

[earlybird10842]

Brownie: Mocha get closer to me its so cold!
Mocha: Ok, how is that? Mmmmmm cozy
Cheep: How do you think I feel? I am molting! It stinks because I can't lay eggs either, and the part of the day where I lay eggs is me time! And I like me time!!!!
Brownie: oooh ooh! I laid and egg today! It was sooooo cool! My first one
Peep: Cheep even though you are molting you still have the most feathers out of all of us!
Cheep: Well that is true
Mocha: SHHHHH! I am trying to sleep here!!!!!!
Cheep and Peep: Sorry!
Brownie: Night

Susan: congrats on your first egg, Brownie!