Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Yea, I meant that I hope that she can find somewhere to- um- 'church' while they're rebuilding it.
Buttermilk: This is my report card: :3

Report Card for Pine Cone Coopshooling Group
Student: Subject: Grade: Teacher Note:
Buttermilk Perching A+ Buttermilk has a real talent for perching
Balancing A+ Buttermilk has wonderful balance
Foraging Skills B- Buttermilk really doesn't enjoy Foraging Skills because she gets dirty

*T.A.O.E. A+++ Buttermilk is a wonderful student in T.A.O.E. and keeps daily track of egg charts.

Origin A++ Buttermilk is very knowledgeable in many breeds.

Bisquick: Figures, the one B- is in the dirtiest class.





*T.A.O.E.= The Art of Egglaying.

 

[UnderHisWings]

nvm.

 

[Fluffballs]

Miss Terry: Hello! I'm doing better and have moved back to my own coop! Yay! Gertie: Ahem! *smiles smugly* I have an announcement to make! I laid the first egg today! And it's green! (Me: I'm really glad she lays green eggs, she's half Ameraucana, half Buff Orp, so I wasn't sure Miss Terry: What's the big deal? I've laid a lot of eggs!
Gertie: But they're not green! Ha!
Miss Terry: Well, brown eggs are prettier
Gertie: Theyr'e not!!!!
Miss Terry: Yes they are!!!!
Captain Flint: Ladies, remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Gertie and Miss Terry: *scowl*

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: It is beyond me why anyone would purposly burn a church.
Susan: We'll be praying that rebuilding goes smoothly.
Selena: OH NOO!!!!!! I failed the art of egglaying so badly that I have to repeat it!
Sunrise: Well, at least it's just the one class.
Susan: You just have to do the same material as last month over again. It's no big deal.
Selena: this puts me in the same class as Junior.
Sunrise: Our church's building is right next door to Fir Tree School. Today after service, I saw a notice on the school doors saying that it was closed again due to lice issues. Man, they just can't end that outbreak, can they?
Susan: According to our cousins, they thought the outbreak was over for a few weeks, then KABOOM! Ten kids got lice. I wonder how that happened?

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Yay!!!! I can help you with homework Selena!!!
Bisquick: Um *cough cough* more like *cough cough* she'll help you *cough cough*
Junior: Hmm?
Bisquick: Uh nothign!!
Snap: Goodness earlybird gang!!! That's crazy!! Good thing that you guys are still coopschooled!!
Buttermilk: Yep.
Junior: Who wants to see my report card? Here it is:

Report Card for Pine Cone Coopshooling Group
Student: Subject: Grade: Teacher Note:
Junior Perching A- Junior is a very good student in perching.
Balancing A- Junior seems to daydream while balancing
T.A.O.E. B- Junior seems disinterested in T.A.O.E.
Foraging Skills A+ Junior is very active in Foraging Skills
Origin B- Junior seems to be excelling in her own breed, but none others

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: So, Bisquick, how 'bout yours hm?
Bisquick: Uh, hehe, ummmm.
Buttermilk: Let's see it!!
Bisquick: Fine. :|

Report Card for Pine Cone Coopschooling Group
Student: Subject: Grade: Teacher Note:
Bisquick Perching B+ Bisquick is a good percher when she wants to be
Balancing B+ Bisquick seems to think that Balancing is boring
Foraging Skills A+ Bisquick excels in Foraging Skills and loves the adventures
H.T.M.A.D. A- Bisquick seems to have an interest in H.T.M.A.D.
Origin C+ Bisquick seems highly bored in class and many times sets off stink pellets and bombs, and is not a joy to have in class. AT ALL.

Buttermilk: Goodness Bisquick!!! What do you send your teacher through?
Bisquick: Oh, just the depth of despair. *evil smile*

 

[Chicks Galore3]

Miss Terry: Hello! I'm doing better and have moved back to my own coop! Yay! Gertie: Ahem! *smiles smugly* I have an announcement to make! I laid the first egg today! And it's green! (Me: I'm really glad she lays green eggs, she's half Ameraucana, half Buff Orp, so I wasn't sure Miss Terry: What's the big deal? I've laid a lot of eggs!
Gertie: But they're not green! Ha!
Miss Terry: Well, brown eggs are prettier
Gertie: Theyr'e not!!!!
Miss Terry: Yes they are!!!!
Captain Flint: Ladies, remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Gertie and Miss Terry: *scowl*

Me- Could I see a picture of gertie? I want to see what and ameracuana/BO cross looks like!

 

[earlybird10842]

Junior: Yay!!!! I can help you with homework Selena!!!
Bisquick: Um *cough cough* more like *cough cough* she'll help you *cough cough*
Junior: Hmm?
Bisquick: Uh nothign!!
Snap: Goodness earlybird gang!!! That's crazy!! Good thing that you guys are still coopschooled!!
Buttermilk: Yep.
Junior: Who wants to see my report card? Here it is:

Report Card for Pine Cone Coopshooling Group
Student: Subject: Grade: Teacher Note:
Junior Perching A- Junior is a very good student in perching.
Balancing A- Junior seems to daydream while balancing
T.A.O.E. B- Junior seems disinterested in T.A.O.E.
Foraging Skills A+ Junior is very active in Foraging Skills
Origin B- Junior seems to be excelling in her own breed, but none others

Selena: Don't worry, Junior. I'm so hopeless in egglaying, I'm sure you will be able to help me. I just don't have a mind for calcium-to-egg ratios. I only got held back in the one class, though, so I can help you with the rest.

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Thanks!! I have to take two years of The Art of Egglaying. So that kinda stinks.
Buttermilk: AAaaand, I did so well I get to move up a grade.
Bisquick: So?
Buttermilk: That's a big deal!
Snap: Would you like a cookie?
Bisquick: *falls on floor and starts laughing hysterically*
Buttermilk: Hmph!!!
Junior: I wanna cookie!! *hops down from roosting bar*
Snap: Okay!! *whips out cookies*
Junior: YEA!!! *takes one* *CRUNCH* OW! Um *chomp chomp* they're a bit *chomp chomp* hard. *gulp* *COUGH COUGH* AHEM.
Buttermilk: Ew. I'm not eating one.
Snap: :3
Buttermilk: *glances down* Bisquick, please stop dying
Bisquick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA Haaa oh hahahaha haaaa. *sigh* Okay. That was really funny Snap.
Snap: Thanks! :3 I just pulled it out like this-! *pulls out another cookie*

 

[Chicks Galore3]

Dandelion: I START SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Sienna: We ALL start tomorrow.
Dandelion: *sigh* don't ruin my moment.