Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Selena: you mean the guy across the road. I think he has something against sex-links. He loves his own RIRs though. Anyway, I think it's about time we have a cock in the flock. I need somebody to appreciate my beuty.

 

[little farmer]

Snap: Oh, that stinks. Guess he doesn't appreciate a good laying breed............
[Phone rings]
Snap: I GOT IT!!! *trips over corn ball* OOF!! *RING RING* *trips over nail polish bottle* OW!!! *RING RING* *trips over freeze ray* WILL YOU GUYS PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES!!! I'M GONNA BREAK MY NECK AND DIE LIKE JUNIOR DID!!!! *trips over phone* OOF!! Oh, there it is. :3
Bisquick: Snap, I think it's just cause you're clumsy.
Buttermilk: Shhhhh!! *GASP* NO WAY-
Snap: QUIET!! Oh, no no, I didn't mean that to you....... Yea, tonight? Sure!! Yea, we can have it here-
Bisquick: Snap, who's on the phone?
Snap: QUIET! No, sorry I was talking to Bisquick. Are you gonna walk? Oh okay.
Buttermilk: Snaaaap.
Snap: *holds up feather to beak* SSSHHHH. Okay!! Great!! See you in a bit! *hangs up phone* ALRIGHT GUYS!! START CLEANING!! WE'RE HAVING THE CHICKENS FROM DOWN THE STREET OVER FOR A COOPOVER!!! THEIR OWNER IS-
Bisquick: SNAP QUIT SHOUTING!!
Snap: Sorry. Their owner is on vacation and they're gonna come down here.
Buttermilk: AAAHHH!!! SOOO MUCH WOOOKR!!!
[Chicken start rushing around cleaning coop]

 

[Ducclelover10]

I'll join!

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: Yayyy! New members!
selena: You guys don't have a cock, by any chance?

 

[Ducclelover10]

Susan: Yayyy! New members!
selena: You guys don't have a cock, by any chance?

Sorry, I know I'm not speaking through a chicken but are you asking me that question?

 

[earlybird10842]

you don't nessacarely have to speak through a chicken all the time. Yes, Selena,(who is often called Sal) was talking to you because:
Sunrise: Selena's a big flirt.
Selena: AM NOT!
Susan: Yes you are, don't deny it.
Selena: Well, if I'm a flirt, you two are...Music stands.
Sunrise: Interesting mixed metaphor, Sal.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Penny: Ooh, it says in their signature that they have a roo...
Henny: Bisquick, when our chicks hatch is it okay for them to talk even though we won't have them?
Louise: Welcome guys! What are your names?
Midge: We got wood ash today...so nice!
Akira: I dust in it good. My feathers turn kind of grayish!
Audrey: You dust in it well, not good!
Akira: Whatever...

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: I have to write a report on my breed for school this month. Here's the beginning.
Six-lincs are the best layers in the wole wrrld. they r gr8. I luv six-links. They lay so good that they lay there hole lives. they dont even molt sometimes. they are also very hardy.

Sunrise: Well, you really need to proofread,and add some breed history.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Akira: Wow, that's really good Sal! I will maybe post mine later...

 

[Ducclelover10]

Midnight:I heard the humans were gonna get rid of me soon!
Daisy: I'm sure that's not true, Millie, your good friends with Sarah, what do you think?
Millie: Please don't peck me when I answer you, please! (shivers)
Mollie: Leave poor little Millie alone!
Midnight: Answer Millie answer! What did that wimpy human say!?!?!?
Millie: (starts to run around rapidly in circles) Boooooomp bank urrrrrrrp!
Midnight:Stop mumbling or I'm gonna peck your eyes out!
Millie: Okay it's true! Now please don't hurt me!! (shivers)