Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: I don't think you guys were around for the fir tree lice incident.
Elanor: *opens up Sunrise's diary and turns to pages about a year ago. Things start going blurry/wavery
Marianne: Please hold for a BBSJ flashback!

 

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Sunrise: Yeah! let's get Pullet Place!
Susan: There was a MAJOR lice breakout at Fir Tree school today.
Selena: six people were diagnosed early this morning, so they had to do lice checks on everyone. And around Thirty people had to go home.

[the chickens are asleep in their coop. Suddenly, their alarm clock goes off. It has been set to "raidio", and it is playing a local news station]
Radio: Hello, this is Eggie Strawnest with yolk radio--your source for everything local. Today on the news...
Selena: [mumbles something about the " snooze button"]
Susan: What do you guys want for breakfast?
Sunrise: SHHHH! SHHH! LISTEN!
Raidio: we have a school closing today. Fir Tree school has had an continuing lice problem, and so over the weekend they called in some health department officals to analize the problem, and clense any infected furniture. The health officals found way more lice and nits then expected, in all the classrooms, carpets, and furniture. Fir Tree school will be closed for at least a week while it is cleaned and infected students are treated.
Selena: YES!

Sunrise: YIPES!

Susan: GROSS!

Radio: this is Eggie Strawnest with evening yolk news. your source for everything local. This morning I reported that Fir Tree school was closed due to lice issues, and we just got an update on that. the school will be closed for at least a week, likely more, and students that are not infected with lice will go to different schools during that time. Those north of the school will attend Northhill school, those south of the school will attend Sunfeild school those east of the school will attend Spruce park school, and those west of the school will attend Sunset Ridge school. Buses will be at their usual stops, but rerouted to go to the designated schools. This starts tomorrow. Buses may come earlier than usual.

Susan: we are going to Sunset Ridge school!
Selena: NO FAIR!!!!!!
Sunrise: I have a freind who moved into the Sunset ridge district. She doesn't like that school.
earlybird: I don't want you girls being hauled halfway across the county to Sunset ridge school. I'll coopschool you guys.
Sunrise: COOL!
Selena: AWESOME
Susan: YAY!

Elanor: And that's the end of today's episode of BBSJ flashback.
(I should do this every day, shouldn't I?)

 

[chickencrazy429]

[Ahaha, yea sure. It'll be pretty good.] *WARNING VERY VERY LONG POST!!!*
[Monday approaches and it's time for the chickens to go to school.]
Bisquick: Okay guys!! I left a note in each one of your backpacks about the time and place that we're meeting!!!!
Junior: *shaking*
Snap: Calm yourself Junior!
Junior: Sorry!! I'm so excited!!!
Buttermilk: I am not touching one bit of that stuff!!!
[Bus comes and chickens get to school]
Bisquick: Okay, guys see you at 11:15!!!
Junior: *enters first period classroom* *plops down in chair*
Steven: *sits next to Junior* Heey Junior!!! *pulls comb*
Junior: *slumps down* *does a smug smile*
Steven: *wing slips off of Junior's comb* EW!
Junior: *evil smile* Hmhmhmhm......
Teacher: ENOUGH STEVEN!!! Class is starting!!!
[Buttermilk follows Steven and gets his locker number]
Buttermilk: Junior, the locker number is #4320
Junior: Kay, thanks.
[Third period comes for all the chickens]
Junior: Um, excuse me Miss Johnson, but may I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Yes, Junior.
Steven: Don't do anything to my stuff!
Junior: *sticks out tongue*
[All chickens meet up at bathroom]
Bisquick: Okay, guys. Everything's goin' smoothly right?
Snap Junior Butter: Yup.
Bisquick: Kay. Junior, locker number
Junior: *gives Bisquick locker number*
Bisquick: Okay, ready gang? Get at your stationed positions and make it fast Juni!!
Junior: Okay!
[All chickens go out of bathroom]
Junior: *gets into Steven's locker* Ergh, where is his lunch box and-
Snap: Psst!! Junior!! Teacher alert!!
Junior: AAHH!!
Teacher: Excuse me Junior, but what are you doing?
Junior: Um, I was just, uh, coming back from the bathroom. *cheesy smile*
Teacher: Hmmm, I see. *walks away*
Junior: *phew*
[Junior puts insta-molt in Steven's lunch]
[All chickens return to classrooms]
Steven: You better not have done anything to my stuff ya know,
Junior: I don't even know your locker number!!!!
Teacher: Okay!! Lunch time!!
[All chickens pile to lunch room]
Steven: MMmmm. Time to eat my corn sandwhich!!! *takes a peck.
Junior: Gross, Steven, stop following me and slobbering on me. I'm trying to hang out with my friends.
Steven: *loses feather* Oops. hehe. *chucks feather at Junior* *loses a whole tuft of feathers* what the- *out pops another huge fluff of feathers* Uhhh, what is happeneinnggg???!!!
Junior: Oh no Steven!! Looks like you're molting!!!
Steven: YOU!!!! YOU PUT INSTA-MOLT IN MY LUNCH!!!! I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING!!! YOU LITTLE GIRL!!! AND I EVEN LIKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
[Whole lunchroom gasps]
Junior: :O EEwww. *falls over*
Bisquick: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!!! STEVEN LIKES JUNIOR!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Junior: Ohhh. Great.

Bisquick: I remember that!!
Buttermilk: Oh my goodness. Lice again!?
Snap: Remember when Junior put insta-molt in Steven's lunch? haha, that was fun. :')

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: That sounds like fun!
Gertie: Lady! Do you have a sneaky side?!!
Lady: Maybe *mischievous smile*
Gertie: We've got to watch out...
Princess: The puppy's name is officially Willa. Fluffballs calls her Willy. Hehe, poor dog gets called a boy's name.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: Willa's a pretty name!! I demand everyone that you call me Willa!
Snap: Yes ma'am!!!

Bisquick: Nooo thanks....
Pippy: Mommy cleaned out the coop today!
Hazel: She needs to get more shavings-
Pippy: But when she's done with the shavings...-
Omelette: We LOSE our half of the springhouse and officially move in with the hens! D:
Hedwig Snap: YAAAAY!!!!

Buttermilk: Wonderful...

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia's Travel Diary...
I have been here for nearly a year, and I should really stop calling this a travel log. But I only seem to open it when some life milestone turns up, so it is not a journal but a log. The reason I open it today is not a milestone, but a mystery. I had a difficult assignment in The Pecking Order , and there was a complex dynamic that I needed to figure out (semi-submissive standard hen and two submissive half-bantams) that was not in my notes. Elanor told me that somewhere among the heaps of books, there was a guide to pecking order book. I couldn't find it, but Elanor knew it had been there. So I looked under the bookshelf, and I found a very small key. I was quite confused. There are very few locks in our coop, and those that are there are combination locks, with no keys. Selena had no use for locks with keys, especially keys that small--she never could keep track of them. I had been with Elanor and Marianne since they were two months old, and they have never had any use for keys that I know of. And just yesterday, Marianne was saying that it was wrong to keep secrets from your family, and Elanor fervently agreeing. So who did this key belong to? I was at my wit's end when I saw, very small, but carved into the top of the key, letters. All caps, it was SEH. What is SEH? was it something this key went to...??
Super Excellent Hens?

 

[Fluffers]

Sophia's Travel Diary...
I have been here for nearly a year, and I should really stop calling this a travel log. But I only seem to open it when some life milestone turns up, so it is not a journal but a log. The reason I open it today is not a milestone, but a mystery. I had a difficult assignment in The Pecking Order , and there was a complex dynamic that I needed to figure out (semi-submissive standard hen and two submissive half-bantams) that was not in my notes. Elanor told me that somewhere among the heaps of books, there was a guide to pecking order book. I couldn't find it, but Elanor knew it had been there. So I looked under the bookshelf, and I found a very small key. I was quite confused. There are very few locks in our coop, and those that are there are combination locks, with no keys. Selena had no use for locks with keys, especially keys that small--she never could keep track of them. I had been with Elanor and Marianne since they were two months old, and they have never had any use for keys that I know of. And just yesterday, Marianne was saying that it was wrong to keep secrets from your family, and Elanor fervently agreeing. So who did this key belong to? I was at my wit's end when I saw, very small, but carved into the top of the key, letters. All caps, it was SEH. What is SEH? was it something this key went to...??
Super Excellent Hens?

Snowy: SEH is the Super Elite Hens. Ninja Chicken worked for them. THEY WHERE SPY HENS

 

[chickencrazy429]

Sophia's Travel Diary...
I have been here for nearly a year, and I should really stop calling this a travel log. But I only seem to open it when some life milestone turns up, so it is not a journal but a log. The reason I open it today is not a milestone, but a mystery. I had a difficult assignment in The Pecking Order , and there was a complex dynamic that I needed to figure out (semi-submissive standard hen and two submissive half-bantams) that was not in my notes. Elanor told me that somewhere among the heaps of books, there was a guide to pecking order book. I couldn't find it, but Elanor knew it had been there. So I looked under the bookshelf, and I found a very small key. I was quite confused. There are very few locks in our coop, and those that are there are combination locks, with no keys. Selena had no use for locks with keys, especially keys that small--she never could keep track of them. I had been with Elanor and Marianne since they were two months old, and they have never had any use for keys that I know of. And just yesterday, Marianne was saying that it was wrong to keep secrets from your family, and Elanor fervently agreeing. So who did this key belong to? I was at my wit's end when I saw, very small, but carved into the top of the key, letters. All caps, it was SEH. What is SEH? was it something this key went to...??
Super Excellent Hens?

Bisquick: :O Could this be?!?!?!
Buttermilk: THINK SOPHIE. It could have been Susan or Sunrise's something... What were their middle names?! Do the chicks know?!
Snap: This is soooo exciting!!!!!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Sophia: But I thought Ninja chicken was from a book!
Elanor: can I pick the Flashback today, Sophia? Pleeeaasee??
Sophia: And does that sound like someone who'd work for NINJA CHICKEN?
Marianne: But I wanna do it!
Elanor: But it's my turn!
Sophia: I know nothing about ninja chicken, but something's telling me they are not associated with him.

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Sophia: Or I could always look back at BBSJ...
Elanor: What?
Sophia: I was trying to find out Sunrise's and Susan's middle names.
Elanor: I don't know what Susan's was, but it was Sunrise Elanor. And I am Elanor Sunrise. Isn't that cool? And we are very alike, according to Selena...
Marianne: and I am Marianne Susan! And Susan and I are alike too!

Sophia: Of course! SEH is Sunrise Elanor Henley....I never knew her, and the chicks knew her for 24 hours. And then she died of internal laying.