Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: I'm sure that everyone is busy with finals....
Bisquick: The thread is kind of empty though.

 

[Fluffballs]

Me: Hi, guys. We just found out that there's something wrong with Miss Terry. I'm still not exactly sure what. Early this morning our puppy had dug into the chicken coop. Mama had dragged her out not too long after and she said that everyone looked fine.

Later, I was putting a fresh layer of shavings on the coop floor when I noticed bloodied shavings. Oh, no. Terry was in the coop and I examined her and found that her vent area was a serious mess. I gave her a bath, to see what was going on. And I found maggots, I think. But she could also have vent gleet. Or have gotten wounded by the dog. She's in a large dog crate, now, being fed upon yogurt and apple cider vinegered water for possible vent gleet, and we also had the lovely task of washing that area with diluted peroxide.

We hope she'll be alright, but your prayers and advice would be greatly appreciated.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Me: Hi, guys. We just found out that there's something wrong with Miss Terry. I'm still not exactly sure what. Early this morning our puppy had dug into the chicken coop. Mama had dragged her out not too long after and she said that everyone looked fine.

Later, I was putting a fresh layer of shavings on the coop floor when I noticed bloodied shavings. Oh, no. Terry was in the coop and I examined her and found that her vent area was a serious mess. I gave her a bath, to see what was going on. And I found maggots, I think. But she could also have vent gleet. Or have gotten wounded by the dog. She's in a large dog crate, now, being fed upon yogurt and apple cider vinegered water for possible vent gleet, and we also had the lovely task of washing that area with diluted peroxide.

We hope she'll be alright, but your prayers and advice would be greatly appreciated.

Me: I'm so sorry Fluffballs!!!! When Junior had a vent gleet I isolated her and gave her tetracycline in her water for four days. It worked miracles after the second day, but I still kept her on it. I haven't had much sickness experiences, so I don't have all that much advice but I will be praying for you!

 

[Fluffballs]

Me: Well, it turns out she had prolapsed vent, a pretty bad case of it, too. It was too late to treat, so we had to put her down.

That was me a bit ago. Miss Terry will be greatly missed, she was the most personable, curious chicken, who had a wonderful stink eye. Rest in peace, our dearest mystery hen. Perhaps in the fall, when we get chicks, we shall get a precocious little barred rock and call her Terry Two.

 

[earlybird10842]

Marianne: Ohhh, so sorry!

Elanor: Oh No!!

 

[chickencrazy429]

All chickens: I'm so sorry Fluffballs!!!

Me: I'm sorry Fluffballs. If you need to talk I am here.

 

[Fluffballs]

Thanks, guys.

 

[earlybird10842]

Pepper: WHERE IS FUD LADY
Amulet: Didn't you see her? She gave us cold, fresh water and THEN she left.
Pepper: Oh, no I didn't see her. My bad. ^-^;;;
George: *facewing*
Amulet: *flops in the grass*

George: Oh. Hey Ella.

Bisquick: WHERE IS MOM!!!
Buttermilk: She's probably getting herself ready for something so she can look all cute.
Bisquick: *glares at Buttermilk* Butter, that's probably the last thing Mom's doing right now.
Snap: Relax, guys, she's at a thing called bolleyball.
Junior: Yea, Bisquick, chill your beans!!
Bisquick: Chill my beans??? Junior, what does that mean?
Junior: It's my figure of speech for calm down.
Bisquick: *facewing* oh dear...........

Ella: Oh... hi George :3
Mir: ELLA HAS A CRUSH ELLA HAS A CRUSH
Ella: Oh, uh, erm...
Mir: Teehee.
Ella: Mir...
Mir: *goes to corner*
Ella: ^-^
Petrie: Okay. Tonight, where you hop up on the roost is where you stay.
Lily: Okay. *hops up next to Petrie*
Seana: Dude you're in my spot.
Petrie: *facewing*

Dandelion- I just heard the most oddest and excitingest news!!! mommy things pebble mighnt be...a....a...cockeral!!! *faints* *comes to* s/he is a pretty handsome thinkg, too. see?

Snap: I GOT TO GO IN THE HOUSE YESTERDAY!!!! Well, I got to go in cause I had my new chicken diaper on.
Junior: Our chicken diaper. It's all four of ours. Even though it's a little big on me.
Bisquick: Don't worry Junior, you'll grow into it. *smiles smugly* But, until then, you will never wear it.
Junior: NUH-UH!!! Mommy said she can just pin the front back some.
Buttermilk: I like the pattern.
Bisquick: Ya know, Buttermilk, you say the most random things at the most random times.
Buttermilk: What?? We were talking about the diaper, and so I said that l liked the pattern!!
Bisquick: *slightly whispers* Nevermind *shakes head*

(May I join? I don't have any chickens, but I'm around them alot, so could I chat as some of my freind's, talking about average chicken-things? The two chickens I want to do are Sparkles (hen) and Pint-size (roo))

Pint-Size: COCKADOODLEDOOOOO!!!!!

Sparkles: What was THAT for?

Pint-Size: Because I'm the rooster around here, and that's what roosters do.

Sparkles: ROOSTER? Ha! You're half my size, and I've seen you get your butt kicked by the easter egger rooster, now THAT'S a rooster! *swoons*

Pint-Size: *rolls eyes* Oh brother...

Quote:

Amulet, Pepper, Wish, Amarosa, and Popcorn: *silence*
George: *stares blankly*
Something in the background: *cricket noises*

*everyone resumes worm pecking*

Wish: *is sitting in a tree, sing -- er, wailing* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY!!!
Pepper: Don't hurt yourself!
Wish: OH NO WORRIES!!!!!! I WILL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!
George: Oh goodness...
Wish: *jumps off tree* LOOK EVERYONE I'M FLYING I'M FLYING ... WAIT NO I'M FALLING I'M FA -- *faceplant*
George: 0-0

(May I add in a guinea of mine, too?(Unless you have a strict only chicken rule) Not sure what gender it is, it's really hard to sex guineas. I'll just assume it's a he, and his name is Whitey (Not very original, I know))

Sparkles: *scratch*

Half-Pint: *scratch*

Whitey: *hop, duck, jump, scratch, leap, duck, scratch*

Sparkles:What ARE you doing?

Whitey: Same thing you are------BUG!!!!!!! *hops*

Half-Pint: I don't recall us doing that.

Whitey: *Mumbling* than you should start, you guys don't get very many bugs that way, want some of my cricket?

All chickens in unison- WHERE IS MOMMY!
Dandelion- she should of let us out 8 hours ago!
Pebble- I'm going to DIE if i don't get let out NOW!
Crumpet- LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT! I'm in the INFIRMARY!!! WHERE IS MY FAMIL! LET ME OOOUT!
Daffodil- it's that darn blue wheely thing! (a me note- car) it ALWAYS takes her away and we don't get out!!!!
Attil/Polly/Sienna/lacy/Macy/marble/nosey/Miss pecker- OUT! OOOOOOOUT! WE WANT OUT!!!! IT'S AS PLAIN AS THE BEAK ON OUR FACE! OOOOOUT OUT OUT NOW NOWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

Buttermilk: Mmm, that spaghetti was yummy.
Junior: Yea, it would've been better if you would've stopped pecking me!!
Buttermilk: Well, sorry, I like my space
Junior: Hmph.

Quote:

Sparkles: Whitey, what are you doing?

Whitey: Going to bed.

Sparkles: *shudders* Up THERE?

Whitey: It's better than that cramped little chicken house!

Sparkles: Don't you know there are RACOONS and COYOTES out there?

Whitey: So? Racoons and Coyotes never get past the dogs.

Sparkles: But what if one did?

Whitey: Then we fly away, or do you ever know how to fly?

Sparkles: *ruffles feathers* Hmmmph.

Bisquick: Gather 'round sisters!!! We're going to have our church service.
Junior: Can I get some food first!!??
Bisquick: Yes you may.
Junior: Thanks. *eats some food*
Bisquick: Snaaaap!!! You comin'!!??
Snap: YUP!! Just let me come down here. Wait, can I get a drink?
Bisquick: *sigh* Sure.
Snap: Kay, thanks. *goes gets drink*
Bisquick: Ready Buttermilk??|
Buttermilk: Can I go lay an egg first?
Bisquick: Oh for Heaven's sakes!! Can't we just start already!!??

 

[earlybird10842]

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Quote: Bisquick: Um, I kinda forget
Snap: Gosh. It's on minerals.
Bisquick: *starts typing again* OH YEA!!! Thanks!!

Quote: Bisquick: Um, I kinda forget
Snap: Gosh. It's on minerals.
Bisquick: *starts typing again* OH YEA!!! Thanks!!
Sunrise: need help with that?
Selena: I need help with the next question too--Name one breed that has each feather type.

Bisquick: I'm good. It's for How To Make A Dustbath so I'm good.
Buttermilk: Selena, the answer to that question is there is actually not a chicken breed existing that has all the feather types.

Dandelion- I'm so lucky! Mommy says I don't have to start school yet, I'm to young! *squeals with joy*

Mir: I have barred, (very low quality) laced, AND solid feathers. :3 I'm an EE

Buttermilk: Ooo. Pretty Mir!!!
Snap: Now, just shampoo yourself, and get yourself wet, then blow dry your feathers up, and you'll be frizzled!!

Bisquick: Oh dear, another one of Snap's great ideas.
Snap: It'll work well!!!
Junior: MMhm, sure it will.
Snap: *hmph*

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Buttermilk: Oh. :3 I get it. Frizzled cochin. Snap.
Snap: I'm a Barred Rock.
Buttermilk: Good, Orpington. And Laced Wyandotte. I think I got all of 'em.

 

[Fluffballs]

Gertie: BUAK-BAK CUROOOO!!!
Lady: O.O Are you trying to crow, Gertie? You are such a tomhen.
Gertie: Well the Food People aren't letting us free range, so I have to get their attention somehow.
Princess: *Pecking at something* That's because they have a field of new grass that they don't want to eat.
Lady: PRINCESS!!! What are you eating? Please don't tell me that's an egg!
Princess: Umm....
Lady: Raw egg! Princess, eating that goes against all rules of decent henlike behavior!