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Alarm clock radio: This is Eggie Strawnest with your morning yolk news predator report. Your source for everything local. First this morning, we have a level blue predator alert around the Cherry Creek and Triplend areas--a bear has been getting into garbage cans approxamatly at 5 am each morning. It is recommended that free-ranging should be kept between the hours of 9 am to 5 pm in order to minimize risks. Inn the meantime, cougar warnings for Feather Road and Plumage creek has been reduced to level green, however, it is still recomended that free ranging be...
Colonel: Um, Sophia, why was the alarm set for six??
Sophia: Because we are going to town today, and we need to catch the six-thirty barred rock bus out of here. After we get to town and eat breakfast--the early bird's special at Pecky's, we are all going to go seperate routes...here's your schedule.
Colonel
1. Catch 8:20 Easter Egger Bus with Marianne. You get off at 3rd street stop.
2. go to 3rd street hardware and pick up
-3 preimium pop door hinges
-Pop door oil (1 quart)
3. Walk down the street to the library, return books. Then talk to front desk. Request "Henley books", they will have a big stack we reserved by phone--there should be six books. Check them out.
4. Catch 9:55 Rhode Island Red bus down to Warner ave. Go to School district #28 office and drop off paperwork transferring you from Fir tree Chicken school to Streamflow. They will have you sign something, and then you are officially transferred from your neighborhood school to a separate district.
5. On the next block is Winston Avenue, and there is a Bakery. Go in and buy a bag of wheat flour, a bag of sugar, a bag of cornmeal, and a cherry pie.
6. Down three blocks there is a Chik-n cell phone store. Go in and renew our internet connection--yearlong package--and all of our c-phones--also yearlong package. Our coop ID is henleybackcountry7438.
7. Catch the barred rock bus down to Marlern street. The next block over there is an Egg white Cafe'. We will be eating there.
8. School shopping for the rest of the afternoon. We will all be at Corntown mall, over on East Marlern. You do not need any school supplies, they are being shipped to the school. However, you do need a flight harness,Winter boots, a comb warmer, leg and toe warmers, wing wraps and a scarf. Be sensible and buy cheaper brands. Brooke's Duct tape Brand comb, leg, and toe warmers are priced well and are wonderful, go for those is you can find them, they are usually in Molly's. Buy your winter boots a size or two big so you can grow into them and your leg and toe warmers can fit in them. Molly's doesn't have any good ones, instead go into pulletz and cockeralz 4eva. They have store brand shoes that are cheap but quite sturdy. You scarf and comb warmers should be purchased at Lucky Cluck, avoid Bargian Box brand. You'll want a woolen set of scarf and wing warmers that match with your boots, comb warmer, and leg and toe warmers. The wing warmers should have extra material and lace up instead of button up, the scarf should have laces as well so you can wear it multiple ways, and it should be quite wide and long. Then go to Wing world for your flight harness. Buy a standard one, that is all the school accepts.
Please, make sure this all matches.
We will eat dinner at five at Nest Pizza.
We will leave on the barred rock bus at seven, and be home at seven thirty.
Colonel:
Elanor: That isn't much. I have a lot more to do.
Marianne: By your third or so trip into town you should have gotten the hang of it.
Colonel: You guys don't have a car?
Marianne: We just carpool with the peeps next door if we need it. So does the chicks across the street.
Colonel: It's probably time to change that.
Sophia: Maybe, but we'd only use the car once or twice a month. All we have to do is shop.
Colonel: But this bus buisness is a bit much.
Sophia: You'll get used to it. Plus, it saves time with all of us spread out.
Colenel: I'll need a suitcase to carry all that!
Sophia: No, just a backpack. Here you go. In it is your bus pass, your schedule, your food money, the library books, and your phone. C'mon, we need to get out to the bus stop.
Colonel: Um, Sophia, why was the alarm set for six??
Sophia: Because we are going to town today, and we need to catch the six-thirty barred rock bus out of here. After we get to town and eat breakfast--the early bird's special at Pecky's, we are all going to go seperate routes...here's your schedule.
Colonel
1. Catch 8:20 Easter Egger Bus with Marianne. You get off at 3rd street stop.
2. go to 3rd street hardware and pick up
-3 preimium pop door hinges
-Pop door oil (1 quart)
3. Walk down the street to the library, return books. Then talk to front desk. Request "Henley books", they will have a big stack we reserved by phone--there should be six books. Check them out.
4. Catch 9:55 Rhode Island Red bus down to Warner ave. Go to School district #28 office and drop off paperwork transferring you from Fir tree Chicken school to Streamflow. They will have you sign something, and then you are officially transferred from your neighborhood school to a separate district.
5. On the next block is Winston Avenue, and there is a Bakery. Go in and buy a bag of wheat flour, a bag of sugar, a bag of cornmeal, and a cherry pie.
6. Down three blocks there is a Chik-n cell phone store. Go in and renew our internet connection--yearlong package--and all of our c-phones--also yearlong package. Our coop ID is henleybackcountry7438.
7. Catch the barred rock bus down to Marlern street. The next block over there is an Egg white Cafe'. We will be eating there.
8. School shopping for the rest of the afternoon. We will all be at Corntown mall, over on East Marlern. You do not need any school supplies, they are being shipped to the school. However, you do need a flight harness,Winter boots, a comb warmer, leg and toe warmers, wing wraps and a scarf. Be sensible and buy cheaper brands. Brooke's Duct tape Brand comb, leg, and toe warmers are priced well and are wonderful, go for those is you can find them, they are usually in Molly's. Buy your winter boots a size or two big so you can grow into them and your leg and toe warmers can fit in them. Molly's doesn't have any good ones, instead go into pulletz and cockeralz 4eva. They have store brand shoes that are cheap but quite sturdy. You scarf and comb warmers should be purchased at Lucky Cluck, avoid Bargian Box brand. You'll want a woolen set of scarf and wing warmers that match with your boots, comb warmer, and leg and toe warmers. The wing warmers should have extra material and lace up instead of button up, the scarf should have laces as well so you can wear it multiple ways, and it should be quite wide and long. Then go to Wing world for your flight harness. Buy a standard one, that is all the school accepts.
Please, make sure this all matches.
We will eat dinner at five at Nest Pizza.
We will leave on the barred rock bus at seven, and be home at seven thirty.
Colonel:

Elanor: That isn't much. I have a lot more to do.
Marianne: By your third or so trip into town you should have gotten the hang of it.
Colonel: You guys don't have a car?
Marianne: We just carpool with the peeps next door if we need it. So does the chicks across the street.
Colonel: It's probably time to change that.
Sophia: Maybe, but we'd only use the car once or twice a month. All we have to do is shop.
Colonel: But this bus buisness is a bit much.
Sophia: You'll get used to it. Plus, it saves time with all of us spread out.
Colenel: I'll need a suitcase to carry all that!
Sophia: No, just a backpack. Here you go. In it is your bus pass, your schedule, your food money, the library books, and your phone. C'mon, we need to get out to the bus stop.
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