Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Bella: Good evening everyone!
Stella: how are you all?

Emmett: they always finish eachothers' sentences. Must be a twin thing.
Anastasia: we got tested for salmonella and avian influenza yesterday. I'm not happy with this piece of metal around my ankle.
Bella: we'll let you know
Stella: the results.

Elanor: Hey! we are doing good!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Hazel: I remember when we had to get our blood tested!
Hedwig: I accidentally got blood on Mommy's shirt. :3
Buttermilk: Ew, Hedwig, keep that to yourself.
Pippy: This weekend we're going SHOPPING! That's the only part of school I like.
Bisquick: Where's the list?
Snap: *munching food off a paper*
Bisquick: SNAP!
Snap: WHAT?!
Bisquick: That's the supply list!!
Snap: OH! *dusts off crumbs* Sorry! Here *hands to Bisquick
Bisquick: Sakes alive....

Pine Cone Coopschooling Supply List

• A supply of #2 pencils
• Two erasers for each pupil
• Ink pens, including red
• Glue sticks
• Colored pencils
• Scissors
• A 3 ring binder to hold all your subjects in
• 1 spiral bound notebook
• Pencil case to hold your supplies in
• Calculator
• Backpack
• Lunchbox

Pippy: I LOVE shopping for new stuf-
Buttermilk: Kay everyone see if you can salvage some things from last year!
Pippy: AAwwww. I like getting new stuff!
Buttermilk: Well I like saving money. It doesn't make sense to buy a new calculator if you already have one!

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: And due to a disappearance of an elderly chicken in our neighborhood--there goes our free-range time.
Marianne: Cheer up, Elanor. We will get our school schedules any day now...
Colonel: I hope my hens will be in my classes!!
Sophia: Um, we are at a different level, so no.
Colonel : Oh, dear.
Sophia: It's okay, they get loads of new students each year, and with each successive lice breakout at Fir Tree, there are more mid-year transfers. They load everyone into the roostitorium (Auditorium) each year on the first day for two hours while they do orientation. Then the school splits up--the Summer Chick Academy students go to class and stay until lunch, and then go back to their class. We have ten minutes to organize our lockers, three shortened classes, lunch, and then four more shortened classes. They give you rules, a sylabus, and some basic homework.

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: I have found a way to escape, and the Food People do not yet know it... :3

Gertie: Yeah, lucky escape artist. I can never find a way out... Look, a person! *tries to crow like a rooster* BaCOO! Corrraccckkkk!

Princess: *Covers ears* Agh! What is that horrible noise?!

 

[earlybird10842]

*BANG BANG CRASH WHAP WHIP SHATTER DRILL YELL DISCORD ENGINE NOISE YELL YELP CLANG BANG WHAM CRASH BANG BOOM!!!!!!*
Elanor *yells over noise* WHAT IS THAT RACKET?!
Marianne: DID YOU MISS THE MEMO? COOP CONSTRUCTION TODAY!!
Sophia: CAN'T THEY BE QUIETER ABOUT IT?
Marianne: NO! WE NEED A NEW ROOF. I HEARD WE ARE GETTING SOME INSULATION PUT IN AND A NEW SET OF NESTBOXES LATER!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: Hey, there is a chance of new chicks this spring, since we didn't get any last spring!
Marianne: Good to know!
Sophia: Party is tomorrow! I am making a clover cassarole!
Colonel: Hey, let's do some party flashbacks!

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: Quick happy birthday before Malibu goes to work!

 

[earlybird10842]

Ella: Quick happy birthday before Malibu goes to work!

Elanor: Yeah!
Marianne: We brought a clover cassorole! *sets down on table*
Sophia: That's the wrong table, Marianne!
Marianne: It is?
Sophia: That one is the dessert table.
Marianne: Which one is the lunch table?
Sophia: Over there between the eating table 4 and the dinner table.
Marianne: Which one is the dinner tab...
Sophia: Oh, just read this *Hands Marianne a map of room with each table labeled*
Marianne: Where'd you get this?
Sophia: Buttermilk (hope you don't mind, chickencrazy) and I collaborated to organize the party room!
Colonel: COCK-A-DOODLE DOO!! Anyone want to have a crowing contest?
Sophia: Do it over there, you're hurting my ears!
Colonel: Any other roos here yet?

 

[earlybird10842]

*Dandelion, Sienna, Pebble, and Daffidol walk in* Hey everybody!
Dandelion: I brought my mash! Pebble, *glares in her direction* Almost ate it!
Sienna: I brought some of my nail polish! I am trying to convince mommy to get me more colors.
Pebble: I got the tea!
Daffidol: I came to keep everybody in line!

Mohawk: I brought seed cakes. I didn't make them though, Omelette did. She had these in storage.
Apple: She was the best cook ever.
Flap: At least we have a lot of her food in storage.

Bisquick: Hey guys!!!! Sorry we're late
Buttermilk: I brought my homemade layer butter cupcakes!!!
Snap: And I brought the homemade berry punch. Also made by Buttermilk.
Bisquick: Haha! I brought the party decorations!!! Anyone wanna help me string them up?

Audrey: We were worried we got the time wrong!
Penny: OOH! I brought nail polish too!
Henny: Nail polish is girly!
Penny: Well, we're both girls!
Henny: I am a tomboy!

Pebble: I will Bisquick!!!!

Midge: I'll help you Bisquick!

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Bisquick: Okay!!! Here ya go guys. Midge, you can hang the streamers. Pebble, you can blow up balloons.
Buttermilk: Ooo!!! What color Penny!!?? I got a dark purple for Christmas. :3 I brought that and my red-gold sparkles.
Snap: *chug chug* *licks beak* Yummy!!!
Buttermilk: Snap!! Don't drink all the punch before everyone gets here!!!

Henny: Same here with Penny! I'm BURIED in feather products! Yuck!

Quote: Bisquick: Buttermilk is the only girly girl in our house.
Buttermilk: I'm not girly. I'm regal.
Snap: That's for sure. We all agree on that.

Midge: Kay! *hangs streamers*
Penny: I brought red, blue, and my favorite: pink!!!

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[Beeps and Peeps]

Charlotte: Oh, no! Marianne already brought a clover casserole; that's what I was making. And, it was sooo difficult refraining from eating the necessary clover for the recipe.

Agnes: Everything is alright, dear. I saw Mama looking for wild strawberries in that patch under the crepe myrtle tree. If we can just keep everychicken from gobbling them up like the most mannerless of chooks, there should be plenty to decorate some lovely layer batter cupcakes.

Martha: We're bringing the cucumber and tomato salad, that should be enough, along with a pretty and yummy dessert, shouldn't it?

Emily: Please, girls, keep it down! I'm concentrating on making Mama breakfast...

Bessie: if you're so concerned with always making Mama's breakfast, why do you always lay in the ONE spot she can't reach? Hmmm?

Emily:If you must know, it's for the same reason you pretend that you need to be lifted into the coop and up on the roosting bar every night...I like it when Mama comes in to the run with us

Anne: Okay, enough, already! We have a PARTY to get to!

Agnes: A party to "attend", dear. We don't end our sentences with a preposition.

Anne: You don't, maybe...