Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

I'll put together some White Willow info when I have time!

Basil: I think my wings are going to fall off. We have a flying meet this Friday...we did speed today...
Akira: I liked it!
Audrey: Your wings are bigger than your body...
Akira: Still, it was fun!

Colonel: I did some flight the other day. My flight harness is too big.
Marianne: And he won't let me sew it smaller!

 

[Handyhens]

Ostarra, Hazel, Gloria, Digger, and Moonlight: May we join you, we got lots of fun stories!

 

[earlybird10842]

Ostarra, Hazel, Gloria, Digger, and Moonlight: May we join you, we got lots of fun stories!

Marianne: Of course!
Elanor: Tutorial time! So what you do is just put your chickens's name, a colon , and thier comment! Like a playscript!
Colonel: Um...They figured that out on their own, Ellie.
Sophia: Anyway, welcome to the thread. The red hen closest to the front looks a lot like me!

Me: You are always welcome on chickengram, but this thread (We call it BBSJ) is older, better established, and gets considerably more posts from a bigger variety of chickens. Just thought you'd like to know...

 

[Handyhens]

Gloria: thanks, Sofia, are you an rsl?
Diggerrrrrrr?
Ostarra: sorry diggers a bit "special"
Hazel: do you guys out their know how to woo the owners for more treats?
(No comments from moonlight, she is off doing moonlight things.)

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Akira: NEW PEEPS!!!!
Henny: She's recently started calling others "peeps..."
Penny: Mommy found the info for White Willow!

White Willow Academy
Meliora et Meliora

Dear Midge Marie , Henrietta Pigwidgeon, Penelope Hedwig, Audrey Estelle, Akira Samantha, Guinevere Grace, and Basil Rose Cluckington,

Hello and welcome to White Willow Academy, a prestigious school determined to offer the best education possible. As you are new students, we have enclosed maps of the campus for each of you, as well as teacher descriptions and the student handbook. Please take the time to peruse these carefully, as they will be crucial to your success at White Willow. Listed directly below are the courses you have signed up for. Please notify us immediately if there is an issue with these and note that schedules will be handed out on the first day of the quarter.

Midge:
AP Chicken
Duckese 3
Advanced Arithmetic
Perching, Balancing, and Flight Combination
Coop Design 2
Breeds 2
The Art of Egglaying 3
How to Make a Dustbath 3
Guided Study

Henrietta:
Honors Chicken
Goosish 2
Guinea 2
Basic Arithmetic
Perching and Balancing 2
Flight 2
Coop Design 3
Breeds 1
Breed History 1
The Art of Egglaying 2
How to Make a Dustbath 2
Guided Study

Penelope:
AP Chicken
Duckese, Goosish and Swanese Combination 3
Turkey 4
Guinea 3
Hawkese 2
Quail and Partridge 3
Dog and Cat 1
AP Basic Human Language
Advanced Arithmetic
Perching, Balancing, and Flight Combination
Breeds and Breed History 3
The Art of Egglaying 2
How to Make a Dustbath 2

Audrey:
Honors Chicken
Turkey 3
Basic Arithmetic
Perching and Balancing 2
Breeds 2
The Art of Egglaying 2
How to Make a Dustbath 2
Environmental Analysis 1
Guided Study

Akira:
Honors Chicken
Duckese 1
Arithmetic Skills
AP Perching and Balancing
Flight 4
Breeds 2
The Art of Egglaying 2
The Art of Broodiness 1
How to Make a Dustbath 2
Environmental Analysis 1
Guided Study

Guinevere:
Advanced Chicken
Turkey 1
Duckese 1
Advanced Pre-Arithmetic
Perching, Balancing, and Flight Combination
Breed History 1
The Art of Egglaying 1
How to Make a Dustbath 1
The Care and Keeping of Foot-Feathers 2
Guided Study

Basil:
Advanced Chicken
Turkey 1
Pre-Arithmetic
Perching and Balancing 1
Flight 2
Breed History 1
The Art of Egglaying 1
How to Make a Dustbath 1
Pecking Order 1
Guided Study

We have one new member of our faculty this year, Mr. O'Wattle. He will be teaching many of the advanced language classes.
All students are to note that we have a new flight deck this year. Flight classes 1-3 will practice on the old one, while flight classes 4-6 and the flight team will meet on the new one. The perching and balancing course was revamped over the summer and should only be used for classes. We have added a laying room that is accessible at all times in addition to the nest box in each classroom. School lunch costs $3.50 a day and includes an entree, water with or without electrolytes, grass, and either corn or mealworms. Students may also purchase a layerbutter sandwich for $1.50.

If you have any more questions, feel free to contact us!

We look forward to seeing you!

Mathilda Hay, Headmastress
_________________________________________________________________________
Akira: I still can't believe I got into Honors Chicken!
Midge: You're smarter than you think, Kiki...

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Gloria: thanks, Sofia, are you an rsl?
Diggerrrrrrr?
Ostarra: sorry diggers a bit "special"
Hazel: do you guys out their know how to woo the owners for more treats?
(No comments from moonlight, she is off doing moonlight things.)

Penny: Hmmm...hopping onto my mom's knee does the trick for me. Also cocking my head.
Basil: Steal the bag and RUN!!
Guin: Don't do that. It makes owners not want to give you anymore...
Akira: Yeah, Basil. Get it together.
Basil: It works for me!

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: Give them the sweetest, cutest stinkeye!
Marianne: That only works if you have a cute stinkeye.
Sophia: What is guided study?
Colonel: Fancy for study hall, probably.

 

[Handyhens]

Gloria I give some pretty good stink eyes

Hazel: I snuck behind mommy and ate half a bag of mealworms!
Ostarra: glutton
Hazel: hey, us laying hens need lots of food!

 

[earlybird10842]

Gloria I give some pretty good stink eyes

Hazel: I snuck behind mommy and ate half a bag of mealworms!
Ostarra: glutton
Hazel: hey, us laying hens need lots of food!

Elanor: Half a bag?! You're gonna have to teach me how to sneak, Hazel H!
Marianne: Hazel H?
Elanor: Hazel Finnegan--Chickencrazy's Hazel--is Hazel S, because of her last name, so she's Hazel H because of her owner's username!
Colonel: Or, when the other Hazel shows up, just ask the two what they want to be called.
Sophia: We used to have two Midnights and two Autumns on here for a while, now it's Hazels.

 

[Handyhens]

Hazel: its simple. Sing the egg song really loud, and when mommy comes to collect the eggs and reward you with treats, run to the place she puts them down and eat like no tomorrow!
Ostarra: I wish I could get away with that! I can't wait to lay! Also, I have four ways to spell my name which do you like
Ostarra, Ostara, Ostharah, or Osthara?