Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: *in a whispery voice* Guys, I need advice on how to hatch egg-
Bisquick: Ah!! No, no, no. Buttermilk, you know what l told you. No getting advice.
Buttermilk: *in a whiny voice* But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????
Bisquick: Because, who wants a grouchy chicken in their bedroom whenever they go to lay eggs???
Buttermilk: But Bisquick-
Bisquick: No buts. I advise you down to ranking lower than Junior at the moment.
Buttermilk: But, but-!!!!!
Bisquick: Junior, I give you the rights to peck Buttermilk.
Junior: Ummmm
Buttermilk: I'll peck you right back Junior
Junior: BIIISQUIIICK!!! BUTTERMILK SAID THAT SHE'LL PECK ME RIGHT BA-
Buttermilk: DID NOT!! DID NOT!!! I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WOULD PECK HER RIGHT BACK IF SHE PECKED ME!!! I SAID- oops.
Bisquick: Buttermilk, I banish you to the bedroom.
Buttermilk: Goodie!!
Bisquick: NO!! Instead I banish you to the greenhouse.
Buttermilk: *hmph*

*The greenhouse is the wire part of their coop that their water is in.

 

[Malibu99]

Seana: I laid my first egg.
Lily: We confused Malibu. I laid an egg this morning and she thought I was Seana and when Seana laid an egg, Malibu was all "TWO EGGS IN ONE DAY?!!?!?! :O" then she realized it was two chickens.

 

[CayugaLover]

marsha: laying eggs is hard! i have been having some trouble since that first one.
midnight: i sympathize. i lay one every day, though.
marsha: WOW. i can't imagine me laying an egg a day...
midnight: good thing gracie isn't here...
gracie: I HEARD THAT!
marsha: oops...
gracie:... GRRR!
marsha: you don't scare me... to be entirely truthful, you don't scare anybody!
gracie:... DOUBLE GRRRR!!!

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: Petrie's all grumpy again. She has to egg.
Petrie: *snort* How am I supposed to egg in this heat?!?! >:
Lily: I rest my case.

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Gosh, when will Mom come get us!!?? If she doesn't come get us soon, then l'm going back into the bedroom. This heat is so sweltering I think I'll faint!!!
Bisquick: Mmmhm, and of course going into a bedroom with no air circulation at all is so going to help the sweltering heat.
Buttermilk: Bisquick, sometime I feel as though you look for things to accuse in me.
Bisquick: No, Buttermilk, I don't have to look for them they're too easy to find. *smirks*
Buttermilk: Think what you want Bisquick, but soon enough this sassy talk of yours will make everyone want me leader and everyone will want you out of the-
Bisquick: *PECK* BUTTERMILK, do NOT threaten to take my position, or else I will send you into shame, and banish you when we come out. AND, when you stop brooding and start laying, I will make you lay your eggs in the run.
Buttermilk: *gaps* You wouldn't!! That's a horrible punishment!! Where did you get such a thing??!!
Bisquick: *mumbles* Uh, I just got it from Petrie.
Buttermilk: How's that?
Bisquick: Nothing. Mark my words Buttermilk...................................

 

[Lollyberrybliz]

cocoa: *gapes* how do you actually have an egg? and what does it f...
briget: cocoa, i comand you to hush before you say anything embarrasing!
sweetie: what's so embarissing about being curious?
briget: ...........
cocoa: so then can i ask my question? what does it fee....
briget: *peck peck peck* stop! dont ask that question!
sweetie: why are you the boss?*tries to chase briget into mud*
briget:*pecks sweetie on bill and hops over her back* because i am the only one here in this barn with any common sense!
cocoa:*whispers* pssst! what does it feel like to have an egg.......uh-oh!
briget: cocoa!!!! *peck peck peck peck!*
cocoa: sorry! *mumble* kind of...

 

[little farmer]

Snap: Laying an egg is almost like laying a ginormous poop wad.
Buttermilk: Snap, that's horrifyingly disgusting.
Junior: Guys, guess what!!?? School started today!!! I love school!!!

 

[Lollyberrybliz]

sweetie: school? that sounds like fun!
briget: *sigh* sweetie, everything sounds like fun to you.
cocoa: if it feels like a... thingy... then what does it smell like?*thinks to self*maybe i shouldn't have asked that...
sweetie: what do you do for school?
briget: i do hope its educational school.
sweetie: what kind of school is not educatia- whatsit?
briget:........
sweetie: my point exactaly. you have been at a lose for words a lot lately, are you ok?
briget:*peckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeck!!!!!* how dare you say that to beta chicken?!(momma is alpha)

 

[Malibu99]

sweetie: school? that sounds like fun!
briget: *sigh* sweetie, everything sounds like fun to you.
cocoa: if it feels like a... thingy... then what does it smell like?*thinks to self*maybe i shouldn't have asked that...
sweetie: what do you do for school?
briget: i do hope its educational school.
sweetie: what kind of school is not educatia- whatsit?
briget:........
sweetie: my point exactaly. you have been at a lose for words a lot lately, are you ok?
briget:*peckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeck!!!!!* how dare you say that to beta chicken?!(momma is alpha)

Petrie: It smells like... well... It smells like... *sniff* hmm. It smells like... me!
Lily: It all depends who lays the egg. My eggs smell like me, the queen's smell like her, etc. It is like pooping a rock ^-^
Petrie:... ew.

 

[little farmer]

sweetie: school? that sounds like fun!
briget: *sigh* sweetie, everything sounds like fun to you.
cocoa: if it feels like a... thingy... then what does it smell like?*thinks to self*maybe i shouldn't have asked that...
sweetie: what do you do for school?
briget: i do hope its educational school.
sweetie: what kind of school is not educatia- whatsit?
briget:........
sweetie: my point exactaly. you have been at a lose for words a lot lately, are you ok?
briget:*peckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeck!!!!!* how dare you say that to beta chicken?!(momma is alpha)

Junior: Sweetie, school is when we learn how to do and learn the chicken essentials.
Bisquick: AND IT'S BORING!!!!! Well, except for the sports. And, I like my class on How to Make a Dustbath
Buttermilk: Bisquick, you don't like anything except having fun. You always disrupt the classes too!!!!
Snap: I'm the class clown!!!! But, I pay attention in How to Make a Dustbath because that's the funnest class!!!!
Buttermilk: *overlooks Snap* Most fun, Snap, funnest is not a word.
Snap: It is too a word!!
Buttermilk: Well, maybe it is, but it is not correct grammar.
Junior: Sweetie, as you can see, school is a lot of fun!!!!!