Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Junior: I've never had a salmonella test before.
Buttermilk: I wouldn't want to have one. It sounds like it would get blood all over my beautiful feathers.
Bisquick: *short* P-a-lease Buttermilk, the least of your worries would probably be that.
Snap: I'm worried that it'll hurt.
Buttermilk: Bisquick, tell me, how on earth would you get blood out of feathers???
Bisquick: Okay, guys, calm down, we're not getting a salmonella test, so chill out!!!!!
Junior: Good point Bissy. Calm down guys!!!
Bisquick: *glares at Junior* Don't call me 'Bissy.'
Junior: Mom does!!!!
Bisquick: That's her pet name for me. Am I your pet?
Junior: I guess not-
Bisquick: Kay, then don't call me that.

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: I -hate- how Malibu has 'school'. Her and I were laying under a giant sunflower, next to the bubbling fish pond, and Malibu was giving me sunseeds, while I laid on top of her. It was the happiest I've ever been. And what happens? She has to go inside! For what? School!

Mir: Malibu made us some food. I like it much more than our normal feed!
Ella: Yup. She took some sun seeds, some scratch, and some steel cut OATS. A chipmunk ate all of our other food, so Malibu wanted to make us something to eat so we didn't starve.
Mir: I don't want our other feed though D:
Ella: Well, sometimes we have to eat things that are good for us. Maybe we can get more sun-oat-scratch for a treat ^-^

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Aw, that stinks Ella. I like cuddling with Mommy. (3
Snap: *flies down wall*
Bisquick: Great flight Snap!!! Mom'll be impressed how much you've improved since yesterday!!!
Buttermilk: *perching on handlebars of bike*
Junior: Buttermilk, look at me!!!! *is hanging onto handlebar by one toe*
Buttermilk: Junior!! Stop bragging about how good you are at Perching!!! *pushes Junior off*
Junior: *splats into ground* OOF!!! OOOWWWW BUTTERMIIIIILK!!!! Why don't you like it?? Huh, maybe because you think that all you should ever be is the best chicken. Well, Buttermilk, you're the best at Balancing. But, I'm the best at Perching. I'm in Advanced Perching. I can perch on Mommy's shoulder!!!
Buttermilk: Junior, don't act so smug, or else it'll end up getting you some place that you don't want.
Junior: What is that supposed to mean??

 

[ChickenRadio]

Spice: I gots a bath.. -.-
pumpkin: haha
Annabeth: dont laugh at her its rude.
Pumpkin: when were you nice to her?
Annabath: its be nice to a chicken friend today.
Pumpkin: really?
Annabeth: no you idiot i just like spice okay?
Spice: You Like me?

 

[earlybird10842]

Ella: I -hate- how Malibu has 'school'. Her and I were laying under a giant sunflower, next to the bubbling fish pond, and Malibu was giving me sunseeds, while I laid on top of her. It was the happiest I've ever been. And what happens? She has to go inside! For what? School!

Mir: Malibu made us some food. I like it much more than our normal feed!
Ella: Yup. She took some sun seeds, some scratch, and some steel cut OATS. A chipmunk ate all of our other food, so Malibu wanted to make us something to eat so we didn't starve.
Mir: I don't want our other feed though D:
Ella: Well, sometimes we have to eat things that are good for us. Maybe we can get more sun-oat-scratch for a treat ^-^

Sunrise: Mommy is away SOOOO much nowadays! I know what you mean, Ella.

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: WAAA!!
Sunrise: NOOO!
Selena:SOB!
Midnight: What's wrong?
Sunrise: MOMMY MIGHT GET CHICKS THIS SPRING!!!!
Susan: she even talked about what she might name them
Selena: and what breeds she would get!
Autumn: isn't that a good thing for for Selena? She keeps fantisizing about hatching eggs.
Selena: oh, good point! I guess I might enjoy that then.
Susan: you know, I might too. You never know what might turn out good.
Auroura: Stop your whining, serfs! I'm trying to revise our emergency handbook so we don't get all mixed up again like yesterday!
Sunrise: Petrie, how did you and your flock handle Ella and Mir's arrival?

 

[Malibu99]

Petrie: We didn't. That's why they have their own house. Lily, the flock guard, kept pecking Ella REALLY hard and makes her bleed. I feel bad for her, but Lily won't listen to me! >: So, we live seperated because of LILY *glares at Lily*. I do go and visit sometimes though. Once I get my sunglasses-
Mir: Pinless... PEEPERS!!!!!
Petrie: ... yeah those... I can visit them even more. I have 'food agression'. You see, I used to be the weakest and never got any food. So now, I peck anyone who eats what I want. ^-^ So, once Malibu gets me sunglasses-
Mir: pinless PEEPERS!
Petrie: ... you just like saying peepers, don't you..
Mir: pinless PEEPERS!!!!!!!!
Petrie: GAAAH you're so cute!
Ella: What 'bout me?
Petrie: You're cute too. ^-^ As long as you both follow the rules, I will come and visit.
Ella and Mir: YAY!

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Mocha: PEEP AND CHEEP ARE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD TODAY! Mom held me right out in Peep's face and she didn't peck me! I was scared at first but then I was fine!
Brownie: * cleaning out her feathers* I'm glad your happy! I got pecked on the back by Cheep. She was my 'partner' today.
Mocha: Well Peep was mine and it was great!
Brownie: * rolls her eyes*
Peep: YO MOCHA!
Mocha: YO PEEP! * does a beek shake with Peep*
Brownie and Cheep: Glare at each other.
Brownie: MY BACK STILL HURTS CHEEP!
Cheep: Well soory. Your just a little weakling.
Brownie: AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheep: Well I think you are.
Brownie: Your a brat Cheep.
Cheep: TAKE THAT BACK!
Brownie: NO!
Cheep: UGH YOUR ANNOYING! *goes to peck Brownie*
Peep and Mocha: GUYS BREAK IT UP!
Peep: * pulls cheep back*
Mocha: Pulls Brownie back.
Cheep and Brownie: Hmph

 

[Malibu99]

Mir: Peepers peepers peepers peepers!
Ella: ._.

 

[OwlLover]

Stripe: YAY! I finally got let out! Its super late!
Maple: Stripe please calm down before Kiki comes over-
Kiki: What's going on?
Puff: Stripe's just excited to be out after she had to wait so long.
Stripe: Hi Ki!
Kiki: What did you just call ME?!
Stripe: Mommy calls you that!
Kiki: So what?! She can call me that!
*Kiki proceeds to peck at Stripe while Stripe tries to run away*