Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Snap: It literally rained ALL day.
Junior: Yea, it did. I had to do dumb homework for The Art of Egg laying
Buttermilk: I got mine done a week before it was due, and it was due tomorrow, so I told Junior that if she wanted to pass this class, then she aught to do it.
Bisquick: Gaah. You guys have been at it ALL day. STOP PLEASE!!!
Snap: We need a sunny day!!!

 

[OwlLover]

Maple: Thanks guys

*While I'm at the hospital with my dad*

Frizz: I think I am going to scream as loud as I can and tick everyone within a 100 mile radius off.

 

[Malibu99]

*is really early*
Mir: okay so I'm up early to do a few last things for the party. YAY. Ella's still asleep ^-^ so I'm making her a card :3

 

[Malibu99]

Malibu: O-O Forget EVERYTHING the chickens have said about Lily being a hen... To minimize more awkwardness... I found a fertile egg O-O

 

[little farmer]

Malibu: O-O Forget EVERYTHING the chickens have said about Lily being a hen... To minimize more awkwardness... I found a fertile egg O-O

Soooo, whose laying 'Lily' eggs?

 

[Malibu99]

Well, at first, Seana laid brown eggs. Now they're purple? o-O So the first egg was Seana. Then a few days later, her eggs turned purple. So that's why we've only gotten 3 eggs a day. o-O Mom wants to keep Lily, but doesn't want fertile eggs. So. Pinless peepers ._.

Lily: NOOO
Petrie: Oh, hush Lily. I need them too.
Mir: I don't!
Ella: Keep in mind that the Salmonella test dude comes in 5 days. I must preen and weed the run. And Mir must help me >.>
Mir: Ohyeah. Everyone, rain date. Party on Friday.
Ella: What? o-O
Mir: Nothing. *grabs mouthful of weeds*

 

[little farmer]

Ohhh. I see. Where do you get pinless peepers? Not that I need one, but just curious.

Bisquick: Okay, gang. Let's make our way to the corner!!!
Buttermilk, Snap, Junior: YES MA'AM!!! *marches in total chaos after Bisquick*
Bisquick: SINGLE FILE LINE SQUAD!!!
Buttermilk, Snap, Junior: YES MA'AM!!! *forms into a single file line*
Snap: Ooh. What's this?
Bisquick: Snap!!! No distractions while we're marching to our digging corner.
Snap: *quickly stand back up* YES MA'AM!!!
Bisquick: Okay. Now that we're here I'll be giving out chores. Each one of us gets two. Unless it's a big one, then I'll assign two chickens on it. Okay, Snap and Buttermilk, it's your turn to clean the coop-
Buttermilk: EEWWW. But, it'll get my feathers dirty!!!
Junior: I'll do it!!
Bisquick: Thank you Junior for taking sissy Buttermilk's place. Buttermilk, I want you to to clean the bunk. Snap, I want you to re-form our dust-bath in the coop, and Junior, I want you to clean our bedroom. Pick it up so that Mom doesn't have to do too much work.
Buttermilk: What will you do?
Bisquick: I am cleaning the table, and our living room. I took big jobs for myself.
Buttermilk: Oh.
*Everyone proceeds to their chores*

 

[earlybird10842]

Auroura: Petrie, I think this was a scheme hatched by Seana and Lilly! Punish both of them!
Sunrise: So you were a BOY all along, Lil. not your fault. You knew you were a boy, then Malibu conviced you you were a hen, and it's obvious you and Seana look very much alike, as you two were mixed up before. It's no scheme! there's a reasonable explanation!
Susan: Why'd you take credit for that egg though? did you know you hadn't actully layed that?
Selena: I think Lil, as a rooster didn't know the concept of laying eggs, so when Malibu thought he did, he thought he had but just had pushed it out without noticing.
Midnight: Didn't Seana Take credit for her egg though?
Autumn: She probably didn't know that she had layed, But had thought just pooped.

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: correct. I was all "what?" And Malibu was all "Yay! Lily laid an egg!" And Seana was all "Congrats, Lily." And I was all "Yay!" And it was all emberassing o-O
Seana: Eggsactly.

 

[earlybird10842]

Snap: It literally rained ALL day.
Junior: Yea, it did. I had to do dumb homework for The Art of Egg laying
Buttermilk: I got mine done a week before it was due, and it was due tomorrow, so I told Junior that if she wanted to pass this class, then she aught to do it.
Bisquick: Gaah. You guys have been at it ALL day. STOP PLEASE!!!
Snap: We need a sunny day!!!

Susan: I remember back when I was in school, The art of egg laying was easy until I reached the laying age. That's when they really started to go into tecnique and calcium intake and other things that we needed to lay our first egg. Earlier all we did was how shell was formed and the parts of an egg and the science of yolk and all that stuff that we didn't need to phisically lay the egg. Then in the classes after we started laying we did Egg Reports on our eggs that we layed, and that was really hard, espeically if you layed daily like I did. are you guys doing Egg reports yet?