Blond jokes

[cknmom]

I got the cornflake one this morning too!! Gotta love blonde jokes.

Monica

 

[jjthink]

Some of these are just too funny - thank you! It is hard to go back to work now!
JJ

 

[TxChiknRanchers]

Tried to make Kool-Aid .... wrong instructions .... 8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets !

Maybe best ever blonde joke!!

 

[jubylives]

Mark. That one is funny. Here's my contribution.


A blonde walks into a dept. store and finds a shiny cylindrical object. She smiles grabs it and asks an employee what it was.

"It's a thermos" he says "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

She buys it and heads home happy.

Next day she has it at work on her desk and her boss walks by.

"What's that?" he asks

"It's a thermos" she says "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

"Well what do you have in it? he asks

She responds "Two popsicles and some coffee"

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Y'all are cracking me up!
Here's the only one I ever remember...

What do you call a smart blond?

A Golden Retriever!

HA!

 

[TxChiknRanchers]

Quote:
OK This is best ever blonde joke!!!