Blondes Only

[gimmie birdies]

Nap on the couch, DH took a pic.

I am a natural brunette...see? But everyone says I look better as a blonde.

When some people have dark hair their blue eyes stand out more, but people used to dedicate the "brown eyed girl" song to me, when my hair was dark. (I don't care for that song.) Plus with blonde hair, I don't have people playing the "Let me guess your ethnicity" game. Which is fun...for them.

 

[Kiki]

A blind man arrives at a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender, “Do you want to hear a good blonde joke?”. The bar becomes a bit silent and a blonde woman leans to the blind man and politely says “Be careful, you should know that the bartender is a blonde, I’m a 6 foot tall blonde, and a few feet away from you is another blonde woman. Now… are you still sure that you want to tell a blonde joke?” The blind man thinks about it and shakes his head: “Ok, no…. you are right. I won’t tell the joke. Not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

 

[Kiki]

I'm far from blonde

Hi Cluckie!

 

[Kiki]

Personally, I love dumb blonde jokes, because they’re so bad Guess that means I’m not blonde.

*** Knocking at the door ***
A blonde mom and her blonde daughter are in the kitchen cooking together. The daughter asks her mom: “Why do people think that blondes are not very smart?”
Her mom replies, “Let me show you. And she knocks three times on a wooden kitchen cabinet door”.
The blonde daughter, confused, says, “Someone’s at the door!”. The blonde mom laughs and says “See… this is why people think we’re stupid…. Now please keep an eye on the stove for me while I go answer the door.”
***

 

[EuroChook]

Okay. Ready? How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you later

This is just my silly side, folks. Do you forgive me?

 

[EuroChook]

Kiki, I know we hardly know each other. But there is something strong about you, business-like. But at the same time as a quick mind and well developed organizational faculties, room for life's lighter side. And... well... altnough you don't like blondes (I can change! I can change!) you made this thread for me. And I? Well... I made a cake for you (a terrible looking thing and I think you hated it as much as I, but hey...). Ha! But but but but but (make him stop that filth!) such trifling differences aside... Will you marry me?

Okay, okay. So a little rash there! (Forgive me. I am Aries and live full of love and life like there is no tomorrow. Why put off to tomorrow that which can happen now? Yesterday? Before time was even invented? Why am I wasting time talking about wasting time? Ah irony!) Still... accept my apologies. How brazen, clumsy, O how boorish of me.

May I give you a single flower, is that ok? And please know that, to the heart of this humble and bumbling fool, you are the reason why flowers bloom.

Honestly now, as I get to learn the ropes around here, I see how much energy you put in and have put in here. It's huge. May the flower be as a sign of appreciation from the new kid in town.

 

[EuroChook]

Nap on the couch, DH took a pic.

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I am a natural brunette...see? But everyone says I look better as a blonde.
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When some people have dark hair their blue eyes stand out more, but people used to dedicate the "brown eyed girl" song to me, when my hair was dark. (I don't care for that song.) Plus with blonde hair, I don't have people playing the "Let me guess your ethnicity" game. Which is fun...for them.

*quickly scraps plans to do a cover of that song*

Wow! What eyes though! Blue fire, crystalline flame!

 

[EuroChook]

Nap on the couch, DH took a pic.

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I am a natural brunette...see? But everyone says I look better as a blonde.
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When some people have dark hair their blue eyes stand out more, but people used to dedicate the "brown eyed girl" song to me, when my hair was dark. (I don't care for that song.) Plus with blonde hair, I don't have people playing the "Let me guess your ethnicity" game. Which is fun...for them.

Hmmm... by the way... let me guess your ethnicity... (and guess Im going to get a broke jaw)

 

[Kiki]

Kiki, I know we hardly know each other. But there is something strong about you, business-like. But at the same time as a quick mind and well developed organizational faculties, room for life's lighter side. And... well... altnough you don't like blondes (I can change! I can change!) you made this thread for me. And I? Well... I made a cake for you (a terrible looking thing and I think you hated it as much as I, but hey...). Ha! But but but but but (make him stop that filth!) such trifling differences aside... Will you marry me?

Okay, okay. So a little rash there! (Forgive me. I am Aries and live full of love and life like there is no tomorrow. Why put off to tomorrow that which can happen now? Yesterday? Before time was even invented? Why am I wasting time talking about wasting time? Ah irony!) Still... accept my apologies. How brazen, clumsy, O how boorish of me.

May I give you a single flower, is that ok? And please know that, to the heart of this humble and bumbling fool, you are the reason why flowers bloom.

Honestly now, as I get to learn the ropes around here, I see how much energy you put in and have put in here. It's huge. May the flower be as a sign of appreciation from the new kid in town.

Did you come across one of my bikini pictures?

 

[EuroChook]

Did you come across one of my bikini pictures?

Hmmm... no. But I suddenly wish I had!