Blu-Kote question!!!!!!

[Ms~Silkie~Girl]

O.K. so my roosters butt is raw from the henss picking at it. and people have suggested Blu-Kote on here, what would be the "presegere" if i used Blu-Kote on his butt??? Like what would i have to do, and how?? Thanks for your help, i appreciate it! ~Trista~

 

[Tuffoldhen]

The Blu-Kote I use comes in a spray. Just spray him good with it.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

follow these steps:

1. chase down and secure roo
2. have your handy helper hold roo
3. position roo's bottom facing you
4. depress sprayer which should be pointed at roo's bottom
5. realize at the last possible moment that it was pointed AT YOU and not roo and that you are now completely covered in blu-kote which stains like the dickens and will never come off. ever. never. for weeks.
6. laugh until you cry but dont wipe your face with blu-kote covered hands.
7. have the sobering realization that YOU ARE GETTING MARRED TOMORROW AND YOU ARE NOW COMPLETELY STAINED WITH BLU-KOTE

endure humiliations galore when everyone makes fun of you that your 'something blue' is your blu-kote covered hands.

hilarity ensues.

 

[Ms~Silkie~Girl]

lol, ohiofarmgirl!!! did u get it off for ur wedding???

 

[lavacaw]

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OMG - sounds like something I would do!

 

[Judy]

 

[19hhbelgian]

Yep, spray blukote directly on his butt... And even if you didn't have it pointing the wrong direction

you will still get purple hands, nails, and anything else that gets in the path of the spray... At least the stuff works

 

[Germaine_11.20]

I saw a post of someone selling chicken diapers on BYC Would it work for covering his bottom?

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

did u get it off for ur wedding???

hee hee hee nope. i never did.

the rest of the story was that i was with my sis at the time of the incident. when we were younger she was the fairy princess and i was the one with the vet practice for my stuffed animals. so since it was the wedding and all she made me get a manicure (manicure?!?! we farm?!!? who has time for a manicure other than scraping the poop out from under your nails!?!?).....and we were on our way back - nails still wet - when we got the call that one of the younger hens had gotten pecked very badly. so we raced home and slid into the drive, gravel flying, and took care of the little one.

of course my nail polish was ruined from the feathers and all, and then you know, there was the being covered in blu-kote... my sister was so mad. nearly blew a gasket. and she stomped...seriously she stomped her foot and DEMANDED to know if i could possible act like a girl for FIVE MINUTES!

everyone but my sister just kind of laughed about it - and they made fun of me A LOT and we never did get the charming picture of the new rings on our hands....

but the chick lived and we ended up naming her Angel PurplePants.​

 

[Pathfinders]

This is the funniest post I've read in days, thanks for the laugh! City people just don't get how we country peeps are...