Bob the chicken

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by kris41, Oct 13, 2009.

  1. kris41

    kris41 Out Of The Brooder

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    Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....'

    Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

    'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
    'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

    'Never,' said Bob.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

    Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

    Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell......

    BOB, wake up. You sh*t the bed!'
     
  2. Amyable

    Amyable Chillin' With My Peeps

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