I got this from another forum but here it goes: Bob came home late one night, slid into bed next to his wife, and fell into a deep slumber... He awoke before the Pearly Gates where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep Bob." Bob was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be dead! I've got too much to live for. You must send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry but the only way you could ever go back is as a chicken." Bob was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him back to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew he was standing on the ground in a chicken run pecking the ground, covered in feathers and clucking. A rooster strolled by and asked, "You must be the new hen. So how's your first day here?" "Not bad." said Bob the hen, "But I have this pressure inside me that feels like I am going to explode." "Oh, that means you have to lay an egg," If you relax and just let it happen you will feel better." explained the Rooster. Bob decided to just let it happen and after a few uncomfortable seconds he felt fantastic. In fact he felt so good he grunted a little bit and laid another egg. He felt fantastic with this new experience. Just about the time Bob was about to lay his third egg he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell, "BOB! wake up you idiot! You just crapped the bed!!! .