You picked the wrong Aussie to try and diss Vegemite withWhat?! You could've said literally anything else and I would've been like "HAIL YEA!" but our food? Our food is weird? Tell me, what do we eat that is weirder than a paste made from yeast and veggies?
I practically live off that stuff 
You put sugar where it doesn't not belong. I know some Americans who are really good cooks, but I've come to learn some of their dishes are best avoided. No one should be putting sugar in their pasta...
In our minds: 
