Brain Dead Thread!

[ibpboo]

I've looked for my keys when they are hanging on my finger.

 

[Laurajean]

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Yes, that is exactly the kind of stuff I am looking for, LOL.

That was really funny. I've done things like that before too. I do it all the time with my purse. Feel a sense of absolute panic when I don't see it in my car for a second, and then later I think, "What was the big deal anyway? It's not like I have any MONEY in it!"

 

[crazyegg]

This is a thread after my own heart.

Here's one that I did just last Thursday --

I had somebody coming to do some work for me, including delivering a new loveseat.

He had to drive through one of my drive-through gates, always kept locked, in order to deliver it.

I couldn't find my keys. Anywhere. I looked all over. I had checked earlier Thursday morning to make sure I had them, but of course when he got to the house I couldn't find them. So I couldn't let him in the gate.

Now, I do have a bolt cutter, but of course I don't know where it is. And, since I couldn't find my keys, I couldn't drive my van. So I got the workman to drive me to the closest Lowe's (roughly 8 miles each way) to buy new bolt cutters so I could cut the chain holding the gate closed.

I bought the bolt cutters. Then we drove to the closest McDonald's, since it was lunch time. I was paying, and as I lifted up my t-shirt to get my wallet -- there were my keys attached to my belt loop.

ARG!!

 

[lovesduckies]

i love when i'm look all over for my phone.. my mom is in the car waiting for me to go on errands and the darn thing is in my hand

omg i typed this without looking cuz there was an ECLIPSE commercial on!! hahaha

 

[Laurajean]

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Love it. Classic.

 

[PineappleMama]

OH MY GOLLY, I've done that too... I PANIC when I can't find my keys... I always clip them to my belt loop... but every time I clip them to the 'one further back' loop I freak thinking I lost them. I am goob, hear me roar.

Ohhh wonder if the guy thought maybe you'd just pretended to lose your keys so you could seduce him with special sauce?!?! GAH!

 

[sianara]

Thanks for the laughs!

Very funny stories "My sunglasses! my sunglasses! Has anyone seen my sunglasses!?"

I have also "lost" both my keys and cell phone (while actually in my hand!)

 

[debilorrah]

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OK you just cracked me up!