BROKEN EGGS! @#%$#^

[Feathered Wings]

I have a funny story about eggs in your pocket.
I was collecting my eggs on a cold day and i always just stick them in my pockets. Don't have enough hands to hold the feed bucket, water jug and a egg basket to boot.
So my husband wanted to go to the store i grabbed my coat and out the door. We got what we wanted and headed to the register to check out. Well when i went to reach in my pocket to pay instead of pulling out my wallet i pulled out and egg.

 

[chiknwhisperer]

 

[Attack Chicken]

LOL (it's a golden eggs take it!!)

 

[Rte.66_chicks]

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At the price of "free-range" eggs at the store, your egg could probably have covered a good portion of your grocery bill!

 

[Pumpkinpup]

When my DH was a young boy he found a nest that the hens had hidden. He wanted to surprise his mother with them so he filled his pockets full and proceeded home. While in route a apple tree that just screamed to be climbed came into view and he listened! Needless to say the eggs all got broken. The nest was appearantly old and the eggs rotten!!!! His mom had a cow!!! Some surprise

 

[crzychickenlady]

I just did it again!!

Well, this time I didn't forget they were were there...I was fighting trying to get the shed doors closed and lost my balance. Sat right down on a pocket full of eggs!

The kicker....my cell phone was in that pocket!!

 

[onecent]

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oh my good ness!!! ......umm does it still work??

 

[crzychickenlady]

I got it cleaned off, I think it works...so far...

 

[hot wing stables]

i put them in my shirt, i have to say, its safe untill you trip, then you got yolks all over you