The proof that I have will not be displayed in public. But I am a professional internet creeper.Well...
1. I am very talented.
2. What proof do you have that you are more qualified?

That I am. I mean thanks to me we all know what Sandhill Preservation Farms looks like and why all their birds get murdered. lolColt is pretty dang good at solving mysteries
It was a PSA that I'm not sure anyone cared about.It wasn't for you!
To spell grammar correctly? That's good.We can make arrangements
Acting your age minus your shoe size? How marvelous.It was fun!
Well, that is simply the funniest thing I've had the fortune of reading today.The one swinging around the air is me!