Burn-the-hills-of-asparugus-club.

Will you unite with us to exterminate the horrid asparugi lurking in our world?

  • yES!

    Votes: 27 36.0%
  • Ok...

    Votes: 9 12.0%
  • sounds really fun.

    Votes: 12 16.0%
  • NO! Asparagus is great (bye)

    Votes: 37 49.3%
  • I will die for the cause.

    Votes: 21 28.0%
  • Asparagus is underrated in its terribleness

    Votes: 14 18.7%

  • Total voters
    75
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If I were to roast asparagus I just might do it next to a whole field of asparagus. Then I would light the grill and put some asparagus on. Except I might forget to put the grill plate in. Then the asparagus would fall to the bottom and burn. Then I would go home to get the grill plate but I would 'accidently' knock the grill over. Into the fields of asparagus. Then the fields of asparagus would BURN and DIE!
Beautifully phrased
 

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