Burn-the-hills-of-broccoli-club.

[Chikyboy]

This thread is for all haters of broccoli, whether it be texture or taste (though we hope you join because of taste).

 

[azurbanclucker]

All I'm sayin' is, there is not enough cheese in the world to hide that crap under.

DO YOU HEAR ME, MOM?

Same goes for undead broccoli too. (cauliflower).

 

[Chikyboy]

All I'm sayin' is, there is not enough cheese in the world to hide that crap under.

DO YOU HEAR ME, MOM?

Same goes for undead broccoli too. (cauliflower).

YES! This is so true! Especially the first sentence

 

[The-White-Elephant]

YES! This is so true! Especially the first sentence

I love broccoli! Cheese just ruins it in my opinion…

 

[Everose]

It's the best. Even with only salt and pepper.

 

[HollowOfWisps]

Don't tell my 3 year old that you hate broccoli I have to keep a bowl of chopped broccoli ready to go on the bottom shelf of the fridge otherwise that little bugger will go through the bottom drawer freezer and rip open a frozen bag eating it like a bag of popcorn

 

[Isadora]

Don't tell my 3 year old that you hate broccoli I have to keep a bowl of chopped broccoli ready to go on the bottom shelf of the fridge otherwise that little bugger will go through the bottom drawer freezer and rip open a frozen bag eating it like a bag of popcorn

I love this.

Not kid related, but still hilarious.
My friend told me a story that her mom had gone out and bought a bunch of groceries and when she got home, opened the trunk and took out all the things like meat and cheese. She came back about 10 minutes later to get the rest and one of the outdoor cats had grabbed a bag of frozen broccoli, ripped it open, and was gnawing on it.

 

[HollowOfWisps]

I love this.

Not kid related, but still hilarious.
My friend told me a story that her mom had gone out and bought a bunch of groceries and when she got home, opened the trunk and took out all the things like meat and cheese. She came back about 10 minutes later to get the rest and one of the outdoor cats had grabbed a bag of frozen broccoli, ripped it open, and was gnawing on it.

Those cats and my son are definitely spirit animals

 

[Chikyboy]

Don't tell my 3 year old that you hate broccoli I have to keep a bowl of chopped broccoli ready to go on the bottom shelf of the fridge otherwise that little bugger will go through the bottom drawer freezer and rip open a frozen bag eating it like a bag of popcorn

 

[KingD]