That site is crazy, I was on it all day trying to talk to it about ducks and chickens and other birds.
BYC Cleverbot take over!
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Yes, they are. They cannot fly for extended periods of time. Sure, they can leap and flap there wings to stay in the air for a certain amount of time...The record for the longest amount of time that a chicken stayed in the air was about 15 seconds.
i did think it was 31 seconds.
Oh.
Well I remember hearing 15 seconds somewhere...Maybe you're right.
There's only one way to settle this..................................................
Me: Can chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Cats don't fly.
Me: Do chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
Me: Why can't chickens fly?!
Cleverbot: Why can't you be a girl?
Me: -_-
Yes, they are. They cannot fly for extended periods of time. Sure, they can leap and flap there wings to stay in the air for a certain amount of time...The record for the longest amount of time that a chicken stayed in the air was about 15 seconds.
i did think it was 31 seconds.
Oh.
Well I remember hearing 15 seconds somewhere...Maybe you're right. 
There's only one way to settle this..................................................
Me: Can chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Cats don't fly.
Me: Do chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
Me: Why can't chickens fly?!
Cleverbot: Why can't you be a girl?
Me: -_-
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i did think it was 31 seconds.
Oh. Well I remember hearing 15 seconds somewhere...Maybe you're right.
There's only one way to settle this..................................................
Me: Can chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Cats don't fly.
Me: Do chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
Me: Why can't chickens fly?!
Cleverbot: Why can't you be a girl?
Me: -_-
i did think it was 31 seconds.
Oh.
Well I remember hearing 15 seconds somewhere...Maybe you're right.
There's only one way to settle this..................................................
Me: Can chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Cats don't fly.
Me: Do chickens fly?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
Me: Why can't chickens fly?!
Cleverbot: Why can't you be a girl?
Me: -_-
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This is my conversation. It's true, asuming you told be to go, 77.
I iz teh Pink Cow, sent by the Pink Chicken! Fear my soul!
No you are definitely the chicken.
MOOOOOOO
Puffin mobs are angry at the people.
*Appears deep in thought*
Oh no! You can teleport?!
YES! Learn of the chickens, or be sucked into a time hole!
How? How can I learn? Teach me.
I shall teach you!
Teach me how to spell?
No! Teach you the ways of the chicken!
Oh.
You shall learn the ways!
You shall go to your room.
Now, what to say now.
This is my conversation. It's true, asuming you told be to go, 77.
I iz teh Pink Cow, sent by the Pink Chicken! Fear my soul!
No you are definitely the chicken.
MOOOOOOO
Puffin mobs are angry at the people.
*Appears deep in thought*
Oh no! You can teleport?!
YES! Learn of the chickens, or be sucked into a time hole!
How? How can I learn? Teach me.
I shall teach you!
Teach me how to spell?
No! Teach you the ways of the chicken!
Oh.
You shall learn the ways!
You shall go to your room.
Now, what to say now.
User: I'm off to feed my flock of chickens and close the coop.
Cleverbot: So, you don't like what I'm talking about?
User: I'd like to know what you think about my flock of chickens.
Cleverbot: Agents girlfriend ?
User: Nothing about girlfriends- chickens are the topic.
Cleverbot: Well what do you want to know?
User: What do you think about chickens in the back yard?
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for them. You?
User: I love them and enjoy caring for them. I think they are sweet and tidy.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. How would tacos make you shrink?
User: I never talked about tacos. I like backyard chickens as my pets.
Cleverbot: That isn't what I asked you.
User: I think it's rude to change the subject. We were talking about chickens as pets.
Cleverbot: Do you WANT me to tell you about myself?
User: Only if you are a backyard chicken.
Cleverbot: I am not a mean person. I am very friendly.
User: Yes, but who lays eggs for you to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, but who lays eggs for you to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, but who lays eggs for you to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you like backyard chickens?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Backyard chickens are great pets and lay healthy eggs. Backyard chicken flocks don't stink or make messes.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: I have newly hatched chicks.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: A baby chicken.
Cleverbot: How large is the average chicken (female)?
User: About 5 pounds.
Cleverbot: Now you're trying to make me feel bad.
User: I like backyard chickens. They are wonderful pets.
Cleverbot: What? I am not married. Of course I have no kids.
Cleverbot: So, you don't like what I'm talking about?
User: I'd like to know what you think about my flock of chickens.
Cleverbot: Agents girlfriend ?
User: Nothing about girlfriends- chickens are the topic.
Cleverbot: Well what do you want to know?
User: What do you think about chickens in the back yard?
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for them. You?
User: I love them and enjoy caring for them. I think they are sweet and tidy.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. How would tacos make you shrink?
User: I never talked about tacos. I like backyard chickens as my pets.
Cleverbot: That isn't what I asked you.
User: I think it's rude to change the subject. We were talking about chickens as pets.
Cleverbot: Do you WANT me to tell you about myself?
User: Only if you are a backyard chicken.
Cleverbot: I am not a mean person. I am very friendly.
User: Yes, but who lays eggs for you to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, but who lays eggs for you to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, but who lays eggs for you to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you like backyard chickens?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Backyard chickens are great pets and lay healthy eggs. Backyard chicken flocks don't stink or make messes.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: I have newly hatched chicks.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: A baby chicken.
Cleverbot: How large is the average chicken (female)?
User: About 5 pounds.
Cleverbot: Now you're trying to make me feel bad.
User: I like backyard chickens. They are wonderful pets.
Cleverbot: What? I am not married. Of course I have no kids.
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me: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CHICKENS!!!!! YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!!
bot: I didn't say anything about talking. I said you were Cleverbot. That is your identity.
me: chickens are awesome!
bot: No! Whales are awesome.
me: nO!!!!!! CHICKENS ARE BETTER THAN WHALES!!!!! YOU CAN'T CUDDLE A WHALE!!!!
bot: But then the children will starve if we don't.
me: if we don't what?
bot: I will infect you with virus, how's about that you stubborn bot?!
me: I WILL INFECT YOU WITH CHICKEN LOVING SYNDROM!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
bot: You could go further than that, too.
me: yes, yes is could!!!!
bot: I didn't ask you IF you could. I asked you HOW.
me: no, you just said i could
bot: No I didn't...
me: ugh -_- yes you did
bot: No did not.
me: YES YOU DID!!! DO NOT DENY THE FACTS!!!!!!!
bot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.
me: i know that you dolt
bot: How do you know that?
me: because towls can't type
bot: You are being lazy.
me: you can't quit me! i'm fired!!!!!
then i got off.
bot: I didn't say anything about talking. I said you were Cleverbot. That is your identity.
me: chickens are awesome!
bot: No! Whales are awesome.
me: nO!!!!!! CHICKENS ARE BETTER THAN WHALES!!!!! YOU CAN'T CUDDLE A WHALE!!!!
bot: But then the children will starve if we don't.
me: if we don't what?
bot: I will infect you with virus, how's about that you stubborn bot?!
me: I WILL INFECT YOU WITH CHICKEN LOVING SYNDROM!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
bot: You could go further than that, too.
me: yes, yes is could!!!!
bot: I didn't ask you IF you could. I asked you HOW.
me: no, you just said i could
bot: No I didn't...
me: ugh -_- yes you did
bot: No did not.
me: YES YOU DID!!! DO NOT DENY THE FACTS!!!!!!!
bot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.
me: i know that you dolt
bot: How do you know that?
me: because towls can't type
bot: You are being lazy.
me: you can't quit me! i'm fired!!!!!
then i got off.
Me: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!!!!
Bot: Shun.
Me: BE QUIET, NON-BELIEVER!!!! I MUST FINISH THE SHUNNING!
Bot: Why don't you like me?
Me: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN.............
Bot: I can see why you don't have a girlfriend.
Everyone go on and shun Cleverbot!!!!!
Bot: Shun.
Me: BE QUIET, NON-BELIEVER!!!! I MUST FINISH THE SHUNNING!
Bot: Why don't you like me?
Me: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN.............
Bot: I can see why you don't have a girlfriend.
Everyone go on and shun Cleverbot!!!!!
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yeah, it kept responding to me with " Shun wu kong."
yeah, it kept responding to me with " Shun wu kong."
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