I'd love to have you come and visit!  When you do, I'll take you out for a Lobster roll at The Eagle's Nest.  It's a tiny little restaurant sitting on posts over the river.  If you set a marble on the floor in the dining room, you'd never see it again.  That floor tilts so bad, you'd swear you and your table were going to slide right out the window and into the river. Then I'd take you kayaking to one of my favorite spots:  where the lake winds through a marshy area and the beavers sneak up behind you and smack the water with their tails.  Sounds like a gun shot!  
 
Hey, KM!  Where you been hiding yourself???  What do you bet that Chevrolet grows up and marries a handsome young man named Ford?