Open Contest BYC Poultry Caption Contest 11-07-25 Pic by kattabelly

[gimmie birdies]

ME TOO!! Though in my dreams they are just nonexistent

I had a dream one time I was hiding in a bathroom stall, and there was no doors.

 

[gimmie birdies]

I had a dream one time I was hiding in a bathroom stall, and there was no doors.

Oh, also that time I was at Las Vegas same hotel different bathroom, same trip, the bathroom was similar but different. No stall doors opening for me. I was still freaked out, I could see feet under the stall next to me. And was relieved to not be alone, but then I noticed she was wearing sandals and only had 4 toes.
I am Native Alaskan, we have superstions about bath houses, I will not go into it here, but also if something is going to materialize, something will be missing, (feet, or part of body.covered in mist...)

 

[gimmie birdies]

“The first rule of tub club is you do not talk about tub club.”

And super heros are only supposed to nod at each other, solom faced, not..."Hey, you are a Spiderman, and I am a spiderman, let's be Spiderman together!"

Vs.

 

[gimmie birdies]

Rooster aside* (If I turn this tub into an nest box and fluff about, and tell the hens about where they can lay their egg, how much of a hero would I be?)

 

[gimmie birdies]

We all laugh when a rooster is fluffing in a nest box,

but if a rooster had a face when ever he did that, it would look like this man's.

 

[gimmie birdies]

"What is the password?"

 

[Mother of Chaos]

“Are these the only options to vote for?!”

 

[theoldchick]

Shhhhhh! She'll never find us here!