Ended BYC Poultry Caption Contest 11-14-25 Pic by NorthwoodsChick

[BDutch]

“The doctor says I have to wear these glasses because I have a lazy eye.
“So what?”
“If I don’t, I will get cross on you forever.”

 

[Cluckfactor5]

Jeez Louise, can’t take you anywhere! Must you?

 

[gimmie birdies]

" Am I holding up one or 2 fingers? Your eyes are out of whack! Your glasses need to be more thick."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"No, I am not concerned the rooster will not pick me. Has he ever looked into your eyes?"

 

[gimmie birdies]

*Rooster to friend upon seeing these two...
"Hey, George, buddy, old pal...will you be my wing man on this one?"

 

[gimmie birdies]

Chicken version of Billy Bob teeth.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

You Elton John groupies are all alike.

 

[Canadian Wind]

"Watcha think, Mabel? Huh? Huh?"

*sighs* "I do not know you, Henrietta."

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

*Rooster to friend upon seeing these two...
"Hey, George, buddy, old pal...will you be my wing man on this one?"

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George: “I hear she’s got a great personality”

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Lucy was released from Hen Pecked Penitentiary on one condition….