BYC Shakespeare

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by crperdue, Aug 13, 2010.

  1. crperdue

    crperdue Chillin' With My Peeps

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    PULLIET (played by a barred rock pullet):
    O Roostero, Roostero! Wherefore art thou Roostero?
    Deny thy butcher and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I'll no longer be a barred rock.
    ROOSTERO (played by a big red rooster):
    Shall I hear more, or shall I crow?
    PULLIET:
    'Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
    Thou art thyself, though not a Red?
    What's Red? It is nor wing, nor claw,
    Nor crop, nor beak. O, be some other name
    Belonging to a cock.
    What's in a name? That which we call a worm
    By any other word would taste as sweet.
    So Roostero would, were he not Roostero called,
    Retain that dear perfection which he owes
    Without that title. Roostero, doff thy name;
    And for thy name, which is no part of thee,
    Take all myself.
    ROOSTERO:
    I take thee at thy cackle.
    Cluck me but love, and I'll be newly molted;
    Henceforth I never will be Roostero.


    Pulliet and Roostero went on to raise lots of
    black sex-link babies......

    ....until I ate them.


    THE END
     
  2. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    Quote:the story: awesome!

    your message at the end: boo! *throws tomato*
     
  3. pbjmaker

    pbjmaker Overrun With Chickens

    May 9, 2008
    Central Iowa
    Awesome!
     
  4. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator Staff Member

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    The Bard would be proud. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. joletabey

    joletabey SDWD!!!!

    Apr 9, 2009
    western NC
    Fun and funny!!!!

    But I agree, I wish you wouldn't have eaten them. . . . .
     
  6. ivan3

    ivan3 spurredon Premium Member

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    BOCOMO
    They are such stuff as soups are made of...
     

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