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Entry 1:
Prompt: Ocean, Humorous
Title: The Adventures of a Crab: Octopus Attack and a Very Interesting Item
“Today is the day I venture out into the world!” A crab announced to his tide pool. Sea stars, urchins, and anemones waved in the rippling water. He stared at the silent creatures. Perhaps they are bidding me a safe journey… He thought. “Oh well, adieu, fellow creatures, adieu!” It was about time he scuttled out of this puddle.
The crab took a big breath and surfaced from the water. As long as his gills kept moist, he could stay up on land. He looked around him: the sun was shining brightly, no clouds in the sky, and a rocky beach dotted with tide pools. Perfect! I shall visit another tide pool first! He scampered across some small stones.
Shadows flitted above him. Pistachio shuddered and ran under a rock. Seagulls, must be careful…
He gently crawled out and scooted into the tidepool that he was heading towards. It was nice to be in the water again, where he could breathe freely. Suddenly, he saw movement by a rock wall.
What was that? Pistachio looked around him. His tiny eyes caught sight of an oddly shaped piece of coral. A very thin strand of coral. Coral in a tide pool? He followed the strand down where it widened… and widened. The coral melted into a huge colorful blob. Pistachio’s eyes narrowed.
A bubble popped from the side of the blob.
… That’s not a coral… that’s… that’s an… OCTOPUS!!! RUN!! OCTOPUS!!!
A swarm of bubbles erupted from Pistachio. He scrambled toward the edge of the tide pool. One eye twitched back. The blob had disappeared…
…The blob has disappeared... …THE BLOB HAS DISAPPEARED!! RUN!!!
The crab took a giant breath and scurried out of the water. He tripped over rocks and puddles in a frenzy. A long slimy arm smacked the stone next to him. He needn’t think more.
AHH! OCTOPUS!! OCTOPUS!!
With a burst of momentum from his jointed legs, Pistachio catapulted himself off the ledge of a high rock.
SPLASH! Foam exploded around him. He was in another tide pool.
“Pardon me! Pardon me!” He scuttled over clams and sea stars, which darted away at the approach of the octopus. Pistachio arrived at a field of urchins. “Ouch! Ow! Ah!” He sped over them with marvelous speed and dexterity. “Pardon me! Ouch!”
He rushed up through the water onto dry land. Looking around, he spotted the octopus lunging toward him, all eight legs tumbling around like soggy noodles. It had taken the short cut.
RUN PISTACHIO RUN!! His little crab mind roared. The crab dashed to and fro between the rocks, the octopus in close pursuit. His legs slipped and slid on splotches of moss. He tripped on loose rocks. The octopus slithered rapidly, following him. Before him, he saw a flash of blue. Yes, yes, yes!! Another tide pool!!!
Into the water he plunged and desperately swam toward the bottom. A shockwave behind him propelled him toward the other side of the pool, sending whirling eddies of sand everywhere. Pistachio heaved another breath and emerged from the water.
He scuttled with all his might across the beach. Into a tide pool he would go, and then he would surface from it. Again, he dove, while the persistent mass of fury constantly reminded him that he was a hunted little crab.
Humans also inhabited the shoreline. “Mama, look!” A child squealed. “A crab and an octopus are running in and out of the water!”
I CAN’T BREATHE!!! Pistachio’s mind squeaked. NEED WATER!!! AHHH!!
He scampered wildly around, searching for tidepool, puddle, ANYTHING!!!
His gills, rock dry, were going to burst!
Not looking at where he was going, Pistachio promptly tripped on a shell and plunged into water. He fled to the safety of the jagged sides of a boulder…
Nothing came.
… Nothing came!... PRAISE THE LORD, NOTHING CAME!!!
If crabs could cry, Pistachio would have done it. Nothing is more terrifying than a hungry octopus chasing you. Nothing’s coming! Nothing’s coming! He panted. Hallelujah!
“Ahoy, there, mate!” Someone thundered near Pistachio. “What are you doing?”
Pistachio whipped around, only to set his gaze upon a small hermit crab about the size of himself. “Uh, I was just… it’s a long story.”
“No problem, mate! My name’s Castor! I’m 5 years old!” He announced with some pride.
“Hi, my name is Pistachio. I’m a crab.” Said the crab.
“Can you help me, Pistachio, I need help identifying something?”
“Ok, sure.”
The hermit crab led Pistachio to another part of the tide pool, where a lanky tan featherless bird rested in the shallow water.
“Here it is, sonny! One day, I was just attaching a sea urchin to my shell, and this thing dropped down out of nowhere! I thought I was torpedoed!” Hollered the hermit crab.
Pistachio studied the thing. Its upper torso was pink, and half of its lower part was orange. The featherless bird had large brown eyes. On the top of its head was a giant, helmet-like mass of brown – but neither the crab nor hermit crab understood the concept of hair. Pistachio touched it. It was soft and plush. There was a large red circle on one of the limbs. The crab pushed it. “Hol... soy Dora…!!” The thing gargled and then the sound died out.
“I have no idea what it is!” Said Pistachio.
“No problem! Well, see you later, mate! The tide is coming up!” Bellowed the hermit crab; and with that, he scurried away.
Oh! The tide is coming up! The little crab thought. It’s about time I get back to my own tide pool.
And so, Pistachio the crab returned to his home, satisfied with adventure.
Prompt: Ocean, Humorous
Title: The Adventures of a Crab: Octopus Attack and a Very Interesting Item
“Today is the day I venture out into the world!” A crab announced to his tide pool. Sea stars, urchins, and anemones waved in the rippling water. He stared at the silent creatures. Perhaps they are bidding me a safe journey… He thought. “Oh well, adieu, fellow creatures, adieu!” It was about time he scuttled out of this puddle.
The crab took a big breath and surfaced from the water. As long as his gills kept moist, he could stay up on land. He looked around him: the sun was shining brightly, no clouds in the sky, and a rocky beach dotted with tide pools. Perfect! I shall visit another tide pool first! He scampered across some small stones.
Shadows flitted above him. Pistachio shuddered and ran under a rock. Seagulls, must be careful…
He gently crawled out and scooted into the tidepool that he was heading towards. It was nice to be in the water again, where he could breathe freely. Suddenly, he saw movement by a rock wall.
What was that? Pistachio looked around him. His tiny eyes caught sight of an oddly shaped piece of coral. A very thin strand of coral. Coral in a tide pool? He followed the strand down where it widened… and widened. The coral melted into a huge colorful blob. Pistachio’s eyes narrowed.
A bubble popped from the side of the blob.
… That’s not a coral… that’s… that’s an… OCTOPUS!!! RUN!! OCTOPUS!!!
A swarm of bubbles erupted from Pistachio. He scrambled toward the edge of the tide pool. One eye twitched back. The blob had disappeared…
…The blob has disappeared... …THE BLOB HAS DISAPPEARED!! RUN!!!
The crab took a giant breath and scurried out of the water. He tripped over rocks and puddles in a frenzy. A long slimy arm smacked the stone next to him. He needn’t think more.
AHH! OCTOPUS!! OCTOPUS!!
With a burst of momentum from his jointed legs, Pistachio catapulted himself off the ledge of a high rock.
SPLASH! Foam exploded around him. He was in another tide pool.
“Pardon me! Pardon me!” He scuttled over clams and sea stars, which darted away at the approach of the octopus. Pistachio arrived at a field of urchins. “Ouch! Ow! Ah!” He sped over them with marvelous speed and dexterity. “Pardon me! Ouch!”
He rushed up through the water onto dry land. Looking around, he spotted the octopus lunging toward him, all eight legs tumbling around like soggy noodles. It had taken the short cut.
RUN PISTACHIO RUN!! His little crab mind roared. The crab dashed to and fro between the rocks, the octopus in close pursuit. His legs slipped and slid on splotches of moss. He tripped on loose rocks. The octopus slithered rapidly, following him. Before him, he saw a flash of blue. Yes, yes, yes!! Another tide pool!!!
Into the water he plunged and desperately swam toward the bottom. A shockwave behind him propelled him toward the other side of the pool, sending whirling eddies of sand everywhere. Pistachio heaved another breath and emerged from the water.
He scuttled with all his might across the beach. Into a tide pool he would go, and then he would surface from it. Again, he dove, while the persistent mass of fury constantly reminded him that he was a hunted little crab.
Humans also inhabited the shoreline. “Mama, look!” A child squealed. “A crab and an octopus are running in and out of the water!”
I CAN’T BREATHE!!! Pistachio’s mind squeaked. NEED WATER!!! AHHH!!
He scampered wildly around, searching for tidepool, puddle, ANYTHING!!!
His gills, rock dry, were going to burst!
Not looking at where he was going, Pistachio promptly tripped on a shell and plunged into water. He fled to the safety of the jagged sides of a boulder…
Nothing came.
… Nothing came!... PRAISE THE LORD, NOTHING CAME!!!
If crabs could cry, Pistachio would have done it. Nothing is more terrifying than a hungry octopus chasing you. Nothing’s coming! Nothing’s coming! He panted. Hallelujah!
“Ahoy, there, mate!” Someone thundered near Pistachio. “What are you doing?”
Pistachio whipped around, only to set his gaze upon a small hermit crab about the size of himself. “Uh, I was just… it’s a long story.”
“No problem, mate! My name’s Castor! I’m 5 years old!” He announced with some pride.
“Hi, my name is Pistachio. I’m a crab.” Said the crab.
“Can you help me, Pistachio, I need help identifying something?”
“Ok, sure.”
The hermit crab led Pistachio to another part of the tide pool, where a lanky tan featherless bird rested in the shallow water.
“Here it is, sonny! One day, I was just attaching a sea urchin to my shell, and this thing dropped down out of nowhere! I thought I was torpedoed!” Hollered the hermit crab.
Pistachio studied the thing. Its upper torso was pink, and half of its lower part was orange. The featherless bird had large brown eyes. On the top of its head was a giant, helmet-like mass of brown – but neither the crab nor hermit crab understood the concept of hair. Pistachio touched it. It was soft and plush. There was a large red circle on one of the limbs. The crab pushed it. “Hol... soy Dora…!!” The thing gargled and then the sound died out.
“I have no idea what it is!” Said Pistachio.
“No problem! Well, see you later, mate! The tide is coming up!” Bellowed the hermit crab; and with that, he scurried away.
Oh! The tide is coming up! The little crab thought. It’s about time I get back to my own tide pool.
And so, Pistachio the crab returned to his home, satisfied with adventure.
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