BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[BullChick]

MC and Banti here is one for you guys to use

Went over my head.

 

[Sally Sunshine]

 

[mlm Mike]

re previous too-many-to-quote

which then reminded me I saved this:

I just thought of a variation on that one:

HEY, I raise chickens, and I'm an adult.

Good job!

 

[mlm Mike]

I can't have alcohol for 13 days

Bad kitty!

Heres a joke....


Why is McDonalds official restaurant of the Olympics?

 

[BullChick]

 I can't have alcohol for 13 days 

Are you in trouble?

 

[mlm Mike]

Quote: No, I have been a bit ill, and one of the antibiotics I am on you can not have alcohol with, or until 72 hours after you have taken the last dose.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

 I can't have alcohol for 13 days 

That stinks!!

 No, I have been a bit ill, and one of the antibiotics I am on you can not have alcohol with, or until 72 hours after you have taken the last dose. 

im sorry!!

 

[mlm Mike]

Quote: Thanks!

 

[BullChick]

 No, I have been a bit ill, and one of the antibiotics I am on you can not have alcohol with, or until 72 hours after you have taken the last dose. 

I think it's better to be sick. No matter how bad. Besides, whiskey will knock whatever it is right out of ya!

 

[BullChick]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher
was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he
told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my
favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
so I told her it was because you could make them
into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military
person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the heck I am now…?