BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

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Pimp pigeon

 

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If you have memorized the position of the port you can get it right first try. On the back of any sane desktop tower, the USB port on the drive should have the white part facing the right. Then reach around and plug it in. I can do it by feel.

 

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Here’s another ad for the PFM’s who are missing out! I have so many questions, but who am I to question Chinese produced medical devices? Why Costco shoppers? And why the arrows? Is that the direction your blood flows when you’ve flayed the skin off your feet?

How do these work exactly? I imagine you have to put them on your GOOD foot to stimulate enough pain receptors to distract you from the pain in the opposite foot. Or opposite “feet” .

So here is the scenario I envision:
Traveling through the airport you manage to make it to the TSA checkpoint without leaving a trail of bloody foot prints. You’re standing in the scanner and the alarm goes off. The large haired TSA agent’s eyes get all wide and she yells out, “Oh Lawdy, we gotta live one!” And while you’re being escorted to the little white room and she’s dreaming about being the hero that caught Shoe Bomber2.0, you realize the misunderstanding. You sit in the chair and pull out your wallet. “Wait, no worries Agents!” And you triumphantly produce your Costco membership card.