BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[PeaShack]

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I can’t get past the first box. “Compression” on a fictional being? Is that like putting a chupacabra in a straight jacket?

 

[AntiqueB]

Compression = crush
On a character in a book

 

[PeaShack]

Compression = crush
On a character in a book

Ahhhh. Now the whole thing makes sense. Been needing more jokes explained lately and I’m not even blond. Sorry if I offend the blonds. I have congenital incorrigibleness. It’s an actual brain condition.

 

[nuthatched]

 

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[nuthatched]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[notabitail]

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[MROO]

I am too familiar with this
-had taken a pile of laundry to the laundry room (and left the 3 year old playing with a Nerf ball right behind me in the hallway). In the length of time it took to throw in a load, a small stream began flowing down the hallway. I looked at the son, who was smiling proudly, and inquired as to what happened. He informed me that he’d flushed the Nerf ball down the hallway bath toilet. When I asked, “why?”, the reply: I wanted to see what would happen. -and there it is. Life’s wild adventure continues to this day - and he is 32!

Hey! I have one of those, too - and I DON'T mean the nerf ball!

 

[EmmaDonovan]