BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

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[N F C]

@N F C is gonna love this one.

You're right (You know me too well )

 

[casportpony]

 

[duluthralphie]

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This so reminds me of a true story.....As most of you know I am a retired State trooper. This happened about 45 years ago when DWI was treated a little different than it is now. (it was a different time, not saying it was done right then).......

I came across a guy sitting in a small town, in the passenger side of his car swearing and screaming.....I stopped to see what the problem was. He told me "someone stole my steering wheel".

A deputy friend stopped at that time, and we decided our best course of action was to drive him home, so he is 5 miles from his car. Back then we would not have gotten a conviction on someone in the passenger seat.....

We rock, papered, scissored to see who would have to drive the drunk, the loser drove the winner rode with. We both had new squad cars and did not really want him barfing in the back seat....

I won the game so I was the rider. We were about a mile from his home and we heard water running in the back seat..I started to snicker, my friend did not.....

He yells at the drunk, " You better not be peeing on the floor of my car!"..

The drunk said, I ain't peeing on the floor."

We got to his house and I got out to open the door and let the drunk out..... I then saw the Deputy's winter hat filled with pee sitting on the floor of the car......I immediately laughedand said " he wasn't lying. He did not pee on the floor."....


The deputy failed to see the humor in this. I try to remind him every year or two of this event, it was so funny...( we are good friends still, except when I remind him of this)

 

[WVduckchick]

This so reminds me of a true story.....As most of you know I am a retired State trooper. This happened about 45 years ago when DWI was treated a little different than it is now. (it was a different time, not saying it was done right then).......

I came across a guy sitting in a small town, in the passenger side of his car swearing and screaming.....I stopped to see what the problem was. He told me "someone stole my steering wheel".

A deputy friend stopped at that time, and we decided our best course of action was to drive him home, so he is 5 miles from his car. Back then we would not have gotten a conviction on someone in the passenger seat.....

We rock, papered, scissored to see who would have to drive the drunk, the loser drove the winner rode with. We both had new squad cars and did not really want him barfing in the back seat....

I won the game so I was the rider. We were about a mile from his home and we heard water running in the back seat..I started to snicker, my friend did not.....

He yells at the drunk, " You better not be peeing on the floor of my car!"..

The drunk said, I ain't peeing on the floor."

We got to his house and I got out to open the door and let the drunk out..... I then saw the Deputy's winter hat filled with pee sitting on the floor of the car......I immediately laughedand said " he wasn't lying. He did not pee on the floor."....


The deputy failed to see the humor in this. I try to remind him every year or two of this event, it was so funny...( we are good friends still, except when I remind him of this)

 

[casportpony]

 

[cavemanrich]

 

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